T.I. Memorabilia Includes Ball Juice

Here are some pics of T.I. performing at JET in LV. He apparently took off his t-shirt, wiped his schweaty man parts with it, then gave it to some chick in the crowd. Picture source
That’s disgusting! And look at this nastical heifer standing there with her hand out waiting for him to get every last drop of nut juice. Excuse me whilst I go vomit.

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This is Why My Heart Bleeds

Latarian Milton, the little boy who not only stole his grandma’s SUV and then later beat her up outside Walmart for not getting him fried chicken, (all in the name of “hood rat stuff”) will soon be heading to the small screen. Latarian will be appearing on Judge Judy. His grandma, Vikkita Stratford, is suing his mother, Ashley Milton, for $5,000 because she believes she is responsible for latarian’s little joy ride.
Sweet! Judge Judy is going to rip his little hide to shreds. In fact, she's probably gonna do the same thing to his mama.

Moving Right Along… God was arrested near a church in Tampa selling coke…someone named God Lucky Howard that is. (Yea, I know…) God tried to sell coke to undercover police officers and was arrested. When they searched him they found 22 grams of that sweet yayo on his person. He was charged with selling the cocaina…and selling it within 100 yards of a place of God. Source
I think he should have that second charge thrown out seeing as he could claim…it was HIS place. Whatevs.

And Finally… As many of you have heard, 17 girls who attend Gloucester High School in Cape Ann, Massachusetts, are knocked up. How did this happen? Well school officials thought something was fishy when an unusually high number of girls were going to the nurse’s office to request pregnancy tests. “Some girls seemed more upset when they weren't pregnant than when they were," Joseph Sullivan, the school principal, says. All it took was a few simple questions before nearly half the expecting students, none older than 16, confessed to making a pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together. Then the story got worse. "We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy," the principal says, shaking his head. Source
The girls are speaking out now saying that there was no pact. 17-year old Lindsay Oliver was on ABC’s Good Morning America on Tuesday and said that all the pregnancies are just a “coincidence.”
“There was a group of girls who decided that they were gonna - they were already pregnant before they decided this - that they were going to help each other with their kids so they could finish school . . . To do the right thing was their decision not let’s get pregnant as a group,” she said.
Gloucester Mayor Carolyn Kirk, refuted the pregnancy pact story during a press conference at city hall yesterday. She said that when the principal was pressed about where he got the information about the pact, he had a “foggy” memory. Source
Pact…no pact…it doesn’t matter. Our future is shot to hell. I’mma pack my bags and wait for the good lord Jesus to catch me up in his rapture.

Why God? Why?

The tomfoolery above are baby stilettos. That’s right, they’re foamy heels for infants, yes infants, 0-6 months old.
The $35 (£17.80) shoes, which come in six different styles named after the inventors' children, are on sale at over 50 stores in America, Canada and Switzerland. British parents can purchase them from Internet retailers.
Britta Bacon and Hayden Porter, the American inventors of the footwear, said the heels are only for show and will collapse if any pressure is put on them. Source
This is inappropriate and ridiculous. It’s not even funny. What’s next? Baby garter belts? Baby gag balls? Baby strap-ons? This foolishness has my pressure is through the roof. I need to take my pill and lie down.

Oh Word?

R. Kelly’s lawyer Sam Adam Jr. said that the sex tape that’s at the center of his child pornography case could have been created or altered using special effects from the movie…Y'all listenin'?…from the movie Little Man. While cross examining the victim’s friend, Simha Johnson Adam said, “They put the head of Marlon Wayans on a midget and it looked real, didn’t it?” Jamison replied “Not really!”, causing the courtroom to erupt into laughter. source
Why God? WHY!? My blood pressure can't take ish like this.

Oh Word?

As part of the Caribbean “Dead Man’s Chest” collection, Disney Couture/Kidada is selling a gold noose necklace. Source
I’m not sure if Disney Couture/Kidada is affiliated with The Walt Disney Company or not. But quite frankly I don’t give a good god damn. Somebody in Disney Couture’s Marketing and Creative department effed up. I don’t care if they’re referencing pirates…I know what I think of when I see a noose. Plus, are nooses even associated with pirates? Like couldn’t they sell eye patches or stuffed parrots or something? Shiiiiiit. I bet $2 that they’re already working on shackle ankle bracelets.

The Hoodrat Strikes Again!

We recently heard about Latarian Milton, a 7 year old who stole his mother’s Dodge Durango and drove it a few miles before crashing. He said he did it cus he wanted to “do hoodrat stuff with [his] friends”. Well Latarian is back. The boy, who lives with his grandmother due to an unstable environment in his parents’ home, attacked grandma in Walmart.
Milton’s grandmother, Vikkita Stratford, told WPBF he asked for chicken wings and she told him no. Then, “He just started hitting me — just started hitting me in front of the whole Wal-Mart. Every one in there was upset.” She added that he hit her stomach, legs and “wherever he could reach me.”
He’s now in a hospital being held for mental health evaluation. Source
See what a lack of stability, consistency, discipline and arse whooping does. There’s no way in holy hell my Granny Beth (god rest her soul) would have put up with that nonsense. She would have used her dark ninja moves on him. He’d be another victim of her molly wopping skills (and yes I’mma use ‘molly wop’ as often as possible).

And Baby Makes 18

(Pic taken when there were only 14 Duggar children)
Michelle Duggar, wife of former House of Representatives Arkensas State Legislater Jim, and mother of 17, has just announced that she’s pregnant with her 18th child. Their children range in age from 9 months old to 20 years old and include two sets of twins. Source
18 Kids!? 18 Kids!? I loves the chilluns but anything over four is obsessive in my book. The thought of having that many beings pass through my birth canal makes me want to remove my uterus with a cracked spork.

PTA Moms Show Off Their Patooties!

In Madrid seven moms decided it would be a good idea to pose semi-nude to raise money for the small rural school their children attend.
But and however, the calendars didn’t sell and they’re stuck with a bunch of debt and 5,000 calendars.
The women possibly got the idea from a group of British women who posed nude in a calendar to raise money for leukemia research(pictured below). .
Their calendar, however, was a big hit and was even turned into a 2003 movie entitled “Calendar Girls” Source
Aye Dios! Soy muerto!

WHYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!

I don’t know what the below pics mean but since I was forced to look at them so do you! STEVE HARVEY… I… QUIT…
YOU!!!! MAY MY SOUL… RESTS IN PEACE.

King Kong Ain't Got Nothin' On Me!!!

I’ve been debating on whether or not to post on this story but I can’t seem to avoid it so here goes. The latest Vogue magazine cover features basketball player LeBron James and model Gisele Bundchen and has been receiving a lot of criticism for its uncanny resemblance to King Kong imagery.
James told The (Cleveland) Plain Dealer he was pleased with the cover, saying he was "just showing a little emotion. Everything my name is on is going to be criticized in a good way or bad way. Who cares what anyone says?"
In a column at ESPN.com, Jemele Hill called the cover "memorable for all the wrong reasons." But she said in an interview that the image is not unusual - white athletes are generally portrayed smiling or laughing, while black sports figures are given a "beastly sort of vibe."
For example, former NBA star Charles Barkley was depicted breaking free of neck and wrist shackles on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Dennis Rodman graced the cover of Rolling Stone with horns poking out of his forehead and his red tongue hanging out.
Images of black male athletes as aggressive and threatening "reinforce the criminalization of black men," said Damion Thomas, assistant professor in the Department of Kinesiology at University of Maryland. Source

This isn’t the first time that black male athlete have worked to solidify stereotypes of themselves.
I understand why people are disturbed by this cover. Yet again we’re seeing black men portrayed as aggressive animals. But lest we forget that our dear Labron let himself be portrayed this way. He has to take responsibility for being a part of the problem. Sadly, I don’t think he gets it. If we’re not educated ourselves about the effects of harmful images and stereotypes then how can we expect to change anyone else’s mind? Maybe that’s where we should start.
Ok, can someone please hand me a step stool or something. Standing on this soapbox is giving me vertigo.

Get Your Love Dolls While They're Hot!

If you’ve ever wanted to do Lindsay or Paris (and you’re one of the five people in the world who haven’t yet) well here’s your chance! Pipe Dream Products has come out with a line of celebrity inspired dolls…complete with 3 thrilling love holes! Source
SMH!

Dip and Fall Back

Stacey Gayle, the woman pictured above, has revealed that the epileptic seizures she’s suffered from for years, can be triggered by specific songs. She says that in 2006 she realized that Temperature by Sean Paul, in particular, was a trigger.
“I don’t know why Sean Paul was giving me seizures…But as soon as the beat came on, it just triggered a seizure. I’d go somewhere and I’d be like, ‘Don’t play that song!’”
In addition to Temperature, Umbrella by Rihanna and Sean Kingston’s Beautiful Girls also set her off.
Damn Stacey, don’t feel alone girl. I’ve been known to be in the shower when Umbrella came on the radio. Next thing I know, I wake up in laid out in the tub, locks drenched, foam all around my mouth, knot on my head, and three hours have past. I suggest you invest in a helmet. It’s the only way…the only way.