Rick Ross and Foxy to Wed?!
Call the police, an ambulance, Jesus and his myriad of angels! We’ve got an emergency! See this is just how I felt when I heard Mimi and Nicky had gotten married. I was like, “No way! I don’t believe it!” and as I thought of the implications I began getting scared, having night sweats, loosing weight (well maybe not). But alas, it WAS true and their nuptials have taken this fine green earth a few steps closer to Armageddon. So Rick, Foxy, I’m asking you on behalf of mankind: DON’T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEAAAAAAASES!!!!
(Lo collapses onto the floor in a dramatic flourish and begins to convulse and speak in tongues.)
Labels: Couples Alert, Foxy Brown, Jumpin the Broom, Rick Ross
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