Damn Homie

The folks over at RhymesWithSnitch heard about an incident with Michael Jordan being mean to a young fan. He was outside The Kobe Club in Miami waiting for valet to bring his car around when a young fan walked up to him. The kid began telling MJ how awesome he was and showed Mike that he was wearing his sneakers. When the boy asked to take a picture with him MJ turned to get into his car without even acknowledging him. The poor kid was devastated and got so angry that he tearfully smashed his disposable camera on the ground. Source
Michael Jordan seems like a nice enough guy but apparently he’s just a big ol’ douche. My bestest friend in the whole wide world, Roro, was once at a celebrity golf event with her dad. MJ, Charles Barkley, and other celebs were there. Roro walked up to MJ’s golf cart (I believe she may have hopped on at some point) and asked for an autograph. He refused. He didn’t sign any autographs that day. It’s a charity event dude. Have a freakin’ heart! Anywho, from that moment on Roro has formed and intense hatred for Mr. Jerky McJerkerton that grows deeper and colder with each passing day. I’d pay $20 to see what would happen if she ran into him again.