Sammy-Boy Buys Lindz Some Sweet Bling

Lindsay Lohans “gal pal” DJ Samantha Ronson recently bought LIndz a $22,000 Cartier diamond ring for her b-day.
The mirror claims that Lindsay came out at her birthday party saying, , “I just wanna live a happy, healthy year, continue on the path that I’ve been on and be with the person that I care about. And my family.” Source
That’s not coming out! Driving a pick up truck down the street singing “Viva la Bush” whilst wearing a polo and cackies is coming out. Sheesh, these new generation Lesbots don’t know anything. I’ll have to call up a few of my bull dagger friends to teach em a thang or two.