Not Even Diddy Can Get Into His Parties

Sean “Beady Eyes and Unfortunate Teeth” Combs was almost denied access to his own party. He was hosting an event at Lily Pond in the Hamptons this past weekend and by the time he was ready to make his grand entrance the club was already bursting at the seams with over 1000 people.
A source told the NY Post, “They were blocking Diddy’s grand entrance. He and his entourage arrived with a three-car fleet of Cadillac SUVs and were forced to turn around. He couldn’t even make it close to the front door.”
Poppa-Diddy-Pop-Di-Doo-Op was able to make it in through a back door. Once inside the music was silenced for a full 15 minutes while he got situated in the VIP section. Source
His megalomaniac tendencies make me want to break things…like his gnarled teeth.