Flav Got it in Early

Flavor Flav, Mr. F, Foofy Foofy, was interviewed by Complex.com. They spoke to him about all things sexo sexo. Here’s what he had to say:

Complex: Where did you lose your virginity?

Flavor Flav: Where did I lose my virginity? I lost my virginity in the bushes on a box.

Complex: Really?

Flavor Flav: Yea, in the bushes on a box. A girl and me were having sex on a box in the bushes, in some big tall bushes.

Complex: How uh…when was this?

Flavor Flav: This was when I was real, real, real, real, young.

Complex: Like elementary school? Or middle school?

Flavor Flav: Nah, I’m a tell you the truth; I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old.

Complex: Really?

Flavor Flav: Yea, man. Because you know we learned to have done the nasty back in the days, and me and this girl we experiment, we were experimenting, and my little joint got hard, I penetrated for about a few seconds.

Complex: I respect that. Early start my man.

Flavor Flav: That’s right early start and guess what and I have a great finish right now. [Laughs] Yessir!
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Sex at six! Bloody hell! I didn’t know how sex worked until a few years ago. Christ be with us! Glory be to God!
Lo passes out…a sweaty heap lying on the office carpet under her desk.