Random Pics

Really Mickey Rourke? It’s rude to be this creepy looking. Knock it off.
He is not of this world. Get the kids…hide in the cellar…pray for Jesus to take you up in the rapture.
I think I just got a yeast infection from just looking at this pic. This might possibly be the gayest picture ever. As a fag hag I want to print out a hundred copies of it and roll around in it whilst wearing a fuscia boa and playin Cher’s greatest hits. Who’s feet? Why am I not surprised?
Xtina…I’ve been counseling you for quite some time now on how to upgrade your appearance and apparently you’re not listening. I guess I must call in the big dawgs. Jesus, Yea, we got a live one down here. Take the wheel, scour it with some Ponds pads and drive her to a nuclear plant to soak this mess off her face with something industrial.

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Bliiiiiiiiiinded by the light! This angle of Pammy should never be captured again. Actually, most angles of Pammy should never be captured.

I love Estelle but I refuse to tolerate this tomfoolery. Gitta’s been shopping at Rainbow again.

Looks like San Rio just vomited on her.

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Pammy's ad Gets Scrapped from the Super Bowl

Super Bowl. But and however, the ad has been pulled for being too racy. In the ad women in lingerie are fondling and kissing vegetables in efforts to encourage sports fans to go veggie
NBC Universal vice president of advertising standards, Victoria Morgan, states, "The PETA spot submitted to Advertising Standards depicts a level of sexuality exceeding our standards." But PETA bosses contend, "Studies Show: Vegetarians Have Better Sex", should never have been axed - and they fear there's another reason behind the ban. Group Senior Vice President Lisa Lange says, "PETA designed the commercial to add balance to the traditional onslaught of Super Bowl commercials for meaty, greasy, and factory-farmed fast food, including those run by KFC. The fast-food giant is a major NBC sponsor, and a target of heavy PETA campaigning as a result of its failure to reform cruel animal welfare practices and slaughter methods. "PETA is asking if this relationship could have something to do with NBC's decision to nix the group's ad. "PETA's veggie ads are locked out while ads for fried chicken and burgers are allowed - even though these foods make Americans fat, sick, and boring in bed." PETA spokesman Michael MCGraw adds, "The bottom line is, the ad is a fun, tongue-in cheek way of calling attention to the healthy, sexy, and humane reasons for switching to a vegetarian diet."
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Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah…er, shut up.
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Gadzooks! Someone get Rachel Zoe a sandwich! STAT! Actually, I’mma just call Busta to give her some of what he’s been eating. Busta Rhymes needs to bust a cruch. I hope she doesn’t kiss her children with that face.
Looks like Al got his groove back. Looking at him makes me sad inside.

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Pam's Kids Get Teased for Sex Tape

Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson’s two boys are being teased in school about Pammy’s past as a playmate and their parents' sex tape.
She says, “They’re starting to get to that age where they are defending mommy.
“Brandon was upset yesterday because some kids said some things at school. Kids can be so mean but I knew this would come.
“I just explained that we are good people and we’ve never done anything to hurt anyone. I just want them to enjoy school and enjoy life.
“They’ve seen a lot in their little lives but they’re great kids.” Source via Source
I remember wne I was younger my friend’s little brother walked in on their parents having sex, ran from the house screaming and crying and was missing for 4 hours. Can you imagine how much more traumatic that would have been if all his classmates were privy to watch that travesty as well? We all have to go through some teasing at some point it just really suck for them that it’s something like this.

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Pam Anderson, Michael Jackson and a Plastic Surgeon Walk Into a Bar...

A Brit tabloid is reporting that cousin Pammy and Uncle Wacko are getting’ it on. They tried to be incognito on their first date:
“They arrived separately at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach so no one would suspect anything and then had a few drinks in the bar.”Source
Hmm, this sounds suspect as hell. If it is true I’m sure the only thing he’s attracted to is the fact that she has two sons.

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Random Pics

This poor, poor girl. I’ve been a Solange groupie lately but this getup has me rethinking my feelings about her.

Egad!
Someone needs to tell the Michlin man to stop biting his lip…its not sexy. I’ll refrain from commenting on the boxer/swim trunk combo…
I can’t get through a ‘Random Pics’ post without an Aubrey pic. I think she does it on purpose. Somewhere there’s a muppet with furless feet.
I don’t care how good you look, 50 years old + a leotard + a spread eagle stance = nasty as hell. Put on a jogging suit or somethin’ old lady! I know this event was all about aids awareness and such but this picture is too damn funny not to post. And speaking of Dawn…something in the milk ain’t clean in this pic. Really Shauna Sand? Lucite heels? At the damn beach?! I can’t and I won’t. Patricia Arquette needs to be punched I the face for this outfit. She looks like a Texan souvenir shop just threw up on her.

It's Over!...Again

Pamela has filed court papers to get an annulment from Rick Solomon. Pammy is citing fraud as the reason for the annulment. Source
Fraud, eh? I can think of two frauds in this marriage. And both they’re hanging from Pammy’s chest.

Old Lady Cooter Alert!

Pammy is at it again. She’s signed on to flash her vag at a 2-day Valentines Day party in France at Le Crazy Horse. She’s going to do four shows at the club that has a FULL nudity clause for all of its girls.Source
Hmm, I think I’ll pass. Pammy’s such a Grossy Jossie sometimes. I saw the vid with Tommy Lee and when her twiddle popped up on screen I shuddered in horror. Nope, no thanks and I’m going to have to ask her to spare the rest of the world from her tomfoolery as well. I mean this is a health issue. Can’t you catch Hep C by mere sight? I think so. Yep, I’m sure I read that somewhere.