Pam Anderson, Michael Jackson and a Plastic Surgeon Walk Into a Bar...

A Brit tabloid is reporting that cousin Pammy and Uncle Wacko are getting’ it on. They tried to be incognito on their first date:
“They arrived separately at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach so no one would suspect anything and then had a few drinks in the bar.”Source
Hmm, this sounds suspect as hell. If it is true I’m sure the only thing he’s attracted to is the fact that she has two sons.

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