Random Pics
Really Mickey Rourke? It’s rude to be this creepy looking. Knock it off.
He is not of this world. Get the kids…hide in the cellar…pray for Jesus to take you up in the rapture.
I think I just got a yeast infection from just looking at this pic. 
This might possibly be the gayest picture ever. As a fag hag I want to print out a hundred copies of it and roll around in it whilst wearing a fuscia boa and playin Cher’s greatest hits. 
Who’s feet? 
Why am I not surprised?
Xtina…I’ve been counseling you for quite some time now on how to upgrade your appearance and apparently you’re not listening. I guess I must call in the big dawgs. Jesus, Yea, we got a live one down here. Take the wheel, scour it with some Ponds pads and drive her to a nuclear plant to soak this mess off her face with something industrial.
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He is not of this world. Get the kids…hide in the cellar…pray for Jesus to take you up in the rapture.I think I just got a yeast infection from just looking at this pic. This might possibly be the gayest picture ever. As a fag hag I want to print out a hundred copies of it and roll around in it whilst wearing a fuscia boa and playin Cher’s greatest hits. Who’s feet? Why am I not surprised?Xtina…I’ve been counseling you for quite some time now on how to upgrade your appearance and apparently you’re not listening. I guess I must call in the big dawgs. Jesus, Yea, we got a live one down here. Take the wheel, scour it with some Ponds pads and drive her to a nuclear plant to soak this mess off her face with something industrial.Want more Manifesto? Check me out at AllVoices.com and Wordpress.com.
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posted by Lo at
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Mimi! You are damn near 40! Knock it off! 
I’m both intrigued and scared by Mickey Rourke…I also have an overwhelming urge to kiss his pinkie ring. 
Actor Mickey Rourke was arrested yesterday for DUI. He was leaving a nightclub with a lady friend around 4 am when he made an illegal turn in front of a cop. When he was pulled over he said, “I’m not drunk, I didn’t even drink that much” Um, yea buddy, they needed to arrest you on stupidity alone. The best part of this story is that he wasn’t driving a car. Him and his hooch were on a Vespa. 
A Vespa?! Ha! Is he serious?! Then again now that I think of it he is kind of a bad ass. He doesn't need a big ol' SUV to prove his manhood. Any man who can bang Lisa Bonet in a sea of blood is a sexy beast in his own right. I bet when the valet pulled up with his sweet ride he summoned a lucky girl with a curl of his finger and asked her to take a ride on his scooter. Her answer, naturally, was ‘Yes! Yes!...A thousand times yes!”
