Mickey Rourke: Great American Hero

Actor Mickey Rourke was arrested yesterday for DUI. He was leaving a nightclub with a lady friend around 4 am when he made an illegal turn in front of a cop. When he was pulled over he said, “I’m not drunk, I didn’t even drink that much” Um, yea buddy, they needed to arrest you on stupidity alone. The best part of this story is that he wasn’t driving a car. Him and his hooch were on a Vespa. A Vespa?! Ha! Is he serious?! Then again now that I think of it he is kind of a bad ass. He doesn't need a big ol' SUV to prove his manhood. Any man who can bang Lisa Bonet in a sea of blood is a sexy beast in his own right. I bet when the valet pulled up with his sweet ride he summoned a lucky girl with a curl of his finger and asked her to take a ride on his scooter. Her answer, naturally, was ‘Yes! Yes!...A thousand times yes!”