Get Yo' Hand Outta My Pocket!

Velma Warren Brown, James Brown's first wife, has filed court papers claiming that the two were never divorced. She wants to lay her hands on some of that cold hard cash. Tomi Rae Hynie, wife #4 (pictured below), is also after his dough. If she wasn’t legally married to him (as Granpa Jame's lawyers contend) and if Velma’s claims are true, then she has no case.
Hey, I wonder if James still laid up in the living room? I can just see them heifers now crackin' open the casket with a crowbar, runnin' his pockets, and ripping gems off his suit. .
Yep, that suit alone is worth a few grand at least. Excuse me while I call the Brown Compound and tell them to put the living room on lock down. Afterwords I think I’ll retire to my quiet place (i.e. the spot under my desk between my hard drive and my garbage can) to say a prayer for them.