Coming to a Bar Near You!

Cousin Amy can now work and live in the states. She was initially denied a work visa because of the Mary Jane she was caught with in Norway. But now that she has a visa, her and her hubby are looking for a house in Miami.

Aw man! I’m excited! I can’t wait for her to go on tour. I’m so gonna be a roadie. But I think that she should move to Newark with me instead of Miami. She wouldn’t have to worry about being hounded by paparazzi and fans cus she’ll blend right in with the local vagrants. And I bet $5 that the crack up here is waaaay cheaper than in Miami. Amy, hit me on the pager and we’ll go look for a place for you to rest that dirty little head of yours. There’s this bench in Weequahic Park that has your name written all over it.