Calling All Trekkies

Paramount Pics and Bad Robot Studios are holding an open casting call in Burbank on Saturday. They're casting for the next Star Trek film. Producers are looking for the following looks to portray extras in the film:
Extras auditioning to play cadets should be “young, fresh-faced,” and military types should be “thin, regal talent with BROWN or BLACK hair AND are OK with their eyebrows being shaved from the arch outward to portray a Vulcan-type eyebrow shape.” Actors with interesting features like: long necks, small heads, extremely large heads, wide-set eyes, bug eyes, close-set eyes, large forehead, short upper lip, pronounced cheekbones, over- or undersized ears and/or nose are welcome. They’re also looking for extras with “other visually unique characteristics,” including “ultra perfect-looking people” and “pure wholesome looks.”
I wish I lived in Cali. I’d so be there! I wouldn’t audition or get all made up like those nuttie Trekkies. I’m not a weirdo or anything. I just wanna go for a chance to peruse the crowd for Worf impersonators.

I’ve always had a thing for him see. I mean look at him! He’s that strong mysterious brooding type. Right up my alley! He could smack it, flip it, beam me up, oh no! Wait, what was I talking about?
(Lo shrugs her shoulders and suddenly feels the urge to reenact the steamy love scene between Worf and Jadzia Dax…but she can’t find her Worf pillow doll so she decides to spend a little time studying her English/Klingon dictionary.)