He Needs to 1-2 Step His Way to the Nut House

Clinton Portis of the Redskins apparently needs a hobby or something. He’s so bored he’s dreamed up an alter ego named “Choo Choo”. Choo Choo my friends is a dance instructor. He introduced this character to the world at a recent practice. According to the D.C. Sports Bog Choo Choo is there to teach the players some sweet moves During a press conference this fool kept referring to Clinton Portis in third person and most of what he’s saying is unintelligible.

God bless t he little children. This Negro don’t have nothing better to do with his time? Like I could see if it were funny. Like Larry Johnson’s alter ego Grand-ma-ma; she was funny as hell. Even if she wasn't funny she made him aA LOT of dough. Therefore she served a purpose. But this ish right here is just re-damn-diculous. And not that it matters, but I bet he can’t even dance. You know who should be giving out dance lessons? Bernard Pollard of the Kansas City Chiefs! That’s who!. Man, I saw that video of him dropping it like its hot and started takin’ notes. I haven’t perfected the booty bounce yet but I’m getting there. And the split, well I’m gonna need a few more yoga classes before I can do that. Check out Bernard showing us how to really break it down.