Diddy and Cassie are Engaged?!

Word is that Sean “Beady Eyes and Unfortunate Teeth” Combs and his ‘protégé’ Cassie are getting married. A source said,
"He told everyone to keep it extremely quiet because he didn't want it to get out, but you could tell he was excited. Diddy said they hadn't set a date yet, but he wanted his family to hear the news first." He reportedly revealed the engagement at his son Justin’s eighth grade graduation on June 5th. Source

Update: Puffy’s rep says the whole thing was made up:
“Contrary to tabloid reports, there is no engagement. This was a complete fabrication.” Source
Ah well, too bad. It woulda been kinda fun to watch Kim Porters head explode.

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