DMX Working on Baby #9?!

Word is that DMX has another baby on the way. The mother of DMX’s 9th child is supposedly named Yadi, she’s 6 months pregnant, and was staying with DMX at a hotel right after he was released from prison. Source
Sigh…these folks have no consideration for the state of my blood pressure. Let me go find my pills.

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DMX Coming to a Pulpit Near You

Our beloved child of god, DMX, has been released from prison and his plans are to appear on a TV show. No, he won’t be on Celebrity Rehab like we thought before. Instead he’ll have his own religious show.
He says, "I'm gonna start a TV show called Pain and Perseverance, it's about how I can reach people that the average person can't reach because I'm grounded."I'm going to give my first sermon in the church. That's going to be incredible for me and hopefully the congregation of that church." Source
Um, Jesus, can I have a quick sidebar with you Lord? (kneels land clasps palms together) Thank you. I’m sure you’ve already instructed your legions of angels to handle this poor lost soul. But just for my own peace mind and heart can you send me down a sign letting me know this won’t actually happen?
(Fire sulfur and doggie treats hail down from the sky…all is right with the world.)
Ahhhhmeeeen!

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DMX and Celebreality Join Up

Rapper/resident crazy man, DMX, has a new gig. He’ll be joining the cast of Celebrity Rehab. He’s currently in jail for drug possession, animal cruelty and theft but is set to be released April 30, 2009. When he gets out he’ll have an extra 18months of probation to serve. Source.

I wonder how they’ll work this out. The show is shot in Cali but DMX’s probation would probably limit him to the state of Arizona. Whatever the case is I WILL be watching. Let’s gather around for a prayer circle, shall we?

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DMX Put on Lockdown

DMX has been put on lockdown at the Arizona Trent City Jail. He didn’t report for his medication and then threatened to "assault somebody to get some respect." So prison officials put him on lockdown and punished him with a “special diet." Source
Unless his special diet consists of some extra meds I’m pretty confident in saying that it’s probably illegal. What are they feeding him?
Oh dear, I just thought of all the possible things that could be ingested in a prison. Excuse me while I wretch.

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Excuses are the Tools of the Weak and Incompetant

Troubled rapper DMX contends that he didn’t mean to commit the identity fraud he’s been convicted of.
He tells XXL magazine, "I wanted him to just get the service immediately... Usually when you say an artist like DMX, everybody is so star-struck they not concentrating on what's going on."
He adds, "(The police) ran up in his (DMX's) crib saying that they was looking for papers from the hospital because he used a false name... It wasn't really that."
Source
Well maybe he can set this all straight when he becomes a reverend once he’s released from the pokey.

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DMX to be a Pastor After Jail Term

In an interview with Arizona’s Fox 10, DMX revealed that he was never returning to the state once he is done with his 90 day jail sentence.

"I'm not looking back," X told Fox 10 cameras. "I'm not coming back. I'm not coming back for a show. I'm not coming back for a visit. I'm not even driving through the state. If I'm on a plane and they're flying over it, I'm gonna go around."

The rapper explained that one day, after a night in the studio, he watched the sun rise in Arizona. At that moment, X believed that the state was "God's Country." However, along the way, things took a turn for the worse."I met the devil in God's country (what he thought Arizona to be)," X said. "It's not so much who [was the devil], it's what happens and the things that the devil does. It's not so much a person, even though he acts through people. You can't call any one person the devil. Because no one person has the power to be the devil.""It's through all these hardships that I realized 'You know what? This is God's country because I met the devil here,' " said X. "Because if I hadn't met the devil here, I wouldn't have realized I was strong enough to overcome the obstacles that the devil would place in my path. It's by overcoming these obstacles that I realized that this is God's country because he helped me get over these obstacles.

He helped me get over these hurdles."He’s now discovered his true calling. "It's gotta me closer to my true calling on life, to realizing... to actualizing my true calling on life, which is to be a pastor," said X."I came here to meet somebody," the rapper said. "I don't know who it is, but I came to tell them that Jesus loves them. To tell them about the glory of God."

He is also planning to star in a reality show called "Pain & Perseverance," that he's making while incarcerated. Source


I can’t and I won’. I going to go involve myself in some much needed prayer and meditation. Excuse me.

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Wuchu In For? ’07-‘08

1. Wesley Snipes-Tax evasion. Source
2. Mickey Rourke-DUI on a Vespa. Source
3. Boy George-False imprisonment. Source
4. Barry Bonds-Perjury and obstruction of justice. Source
5. Baby-Guns and drug possession. Source
6. Vivica Fox-DUI. Source
7. Amy Winehouse-Interfering with her husband’s case. Source
8. Glen Rice-Felony battery. Source
9. O.J. Simpson-Witness tampering. Source
10. Chauncey Black-Failure to pay child support, failure to appear in court on a misdemeanor charge and grand larceny. Source
11. Neyo-Reckless driving and driving without a license. Source
12. Snoop Dogg-Possession of marijuana. Source
13. J. Holiday-Drug possession. Source
14. Dawn Wells (Maryanne from Gilligan’s Island)-Driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance. Source
15. Naomi Campbell-Assault on a police officer. Source
16. Vanilla Ice-Domestic battery. Source
17. Gary Dourdan-Drug possession. Source
18. Nicole Bell, Al Sharpton and other protestors-Disorderly conduct. Source
19. DMX-animal cruelty and drug possession. Source
20. Shante Broadus-Drug possession. Source
21. Nate Dogg-Making terrorist threats and driving on a suspended license. Source
22. DMX-Not having a valid driver’s license. Source
23. Jacob ‘The Jewler’ Araboy-Falsifying records and giving false statements in a federal case. Source
24. Jan Adams-DUI. Source
25. DMX-Outstanding warrants and buying cocaine and marijuana. Source
26. Travis McCoy-Assault. Source
27. Andrew Dan-Jumbo-Assault, petty larceny and harassment. Source
28. Khloe Kardashian-DUI Source
29. Jeffrey Wright-Disorderly Conduct? Source
30. Lil Scrappy-Felony possession of marijuana, felony possession of a firearm/knife, battery and obstruction of justice. Source
31. DMX-Providing false information in attempts to avoid paying a hospital bill. Source
32. Nikki Blonsky (Hairspray)-Assault. Bianca Golden-Assault. Source
33. Yung Berg-Criminal possession of a weapon. Criminal possession of marijuana and menacing. Source
34. Alan Panetierre (Hayden Panetierre’s dad)-domestic violence. Source
35. Sean Paul-Possesion of marijuana. Source
36. DMX-Failure to appear in court. Source
37. Craig Robinson (“The Office”)-Possession of controlled substances. Source
38. DMX-Bench Warrant for Failure to appear in court. Source
39. Felicia “Snoop” Pearson-Refusing to testify in a murder trial. Source
40. Marion “Suge” Knight”-Possesion of a deadly weapon, possession of a controlled substance, battery and domestic violence. Source
41. Fred Taylor-Disorderly conduct. Source
42. Jimmy Smith-Drunk driving. Source
43. Bryan Adams-Assault. Source
44. Kanye West-Felony vandalism. Source
45. Gucci Mane-Violating probation. Source
46. Webbie-Felony eluding, driving under the influence and misdemeanor possession of marijuana. Source
47. Lawyer Milloy-DUI and speeding. Source
48. Ryan O’Neil and Redman O’Neil-Narcotics possession. Source
49. George Michael-Crack Possession. Source
50. Heather Locklear-DUI. Source
51. Travis Henry-Drug Trafficking Source
52. Helio Castroneves-conspiracy and Tax evasion. Source
53. Lyfe Jennings-Felony weapons possession, discharging a firearm, and refusing to take a sobriety test. Source
54. Don Cornelius-Domestic violence. Source
55. Lindsey Evans (Miss Teen USA)- Theft and possession of marijuana.. Source
56. Lil Boosie-Drugs and firearms possession. Source
57. Santonio Holmes-Misdemeanor marijuana possession. Source
58. El Debarge-Possession of a controlled substance. Source
53. Larry Johnson-Assault. Source
54. Katt Williams-Weapons possession. Source
55. Bump J-Robbery. Source
56. Kanye West-Assault. Source
57. Plaxico Burress-Criminal possession of a handgun. Source
58. DMX-Failure to Appear in court.
More Details… DMX who supposedly missed his Phoenix court appearance because he was in rehab was arrested in Miami.
"A call went out earlier this morning in regards to his location, and the regular police went out to that location, which was a recovery clinic, but because of health care laws, the clinic wouldn't confirm whether he was there," DMX's attorney Bradford Cohen told MTV. "So the cops left, and apparently the sheriff down here didn't like that too much, so he called in the feds."Source
I don’t think there’s anything else to say about this poor lost soul.

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Warrent Issued for DMX's Arrest

DMX has an arrest warrant out for him after missing a court appearance on Friday (December 5, 2008). HE was supposed to appear in an Arizona court to face drug possession, identity theft and animal cruelty charges. He’ll have to post $120k bail to avoid jail time. His attorney says that as far as he knows DMX, nee Earl Simmons is in rehab in an undisclosed location. Source
You know who I feel the most sorry for in this situation? His lawyer. It’s gotta suck having DMX/Houdini as a client.

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TyTy Baby and Rachel Ray

Hosts Tyra Banks and Rachel Ray are teaming up to feed the hungry. They’ll be encouraging fans to bring canned goods that will be donated to City Harvest. Rachel said, "Our country's food pantries are empty, and as Americans we should be ashamed of that, especially as a country with so much wealth. There are epidemic proportions of people going on food stamps. It's literally your neighbor. It could be you," she said. Visit http://www.yum-o.org/ or http://www.tyrashow.com/ to get involved.
Source
Awesome cause ladies! I think the wise sage DMX said it best when he said, “Y’all been eatin’ long enough now. Stop bein’ greedy. Just keep it real partner. Give to the needy. Ribs is touchin’ so don’t make me wait. Fu@k around and I’mma bite you and SNATCH the plate.”


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DMX Hospitalized

DMX was hospitalized this Monday (September 22) for health concerns. He was supposed to be in court that day but couldn’t appear because of "fears of a stroke." His lawyer said, "It was serious enough for him to be brought and taken into a treatment facility. He spent the night there last night, and he will probably spend tonight there as well," Cohen told Billboard.com. "I don't think it's going to be an ongoing thing or a life-threatening situation. He's going to be alright."
His court date has now been rescheduled for this Monday (September 29th). Source
Didn’t he pull some stuff like this last time? He was supposed to go to court and he didn’t because he said he had been admitted to a Miami hospital. But it turns out he wasn’t in the hospital at all…he was at Wal-Mart.

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Wuchu in For? '07-'08

1. Wesley Snipes-Tax evasion. Source
2. Mickey Rourke-DUI on a Vespa. Source
3. Boy George-False imprisonment. Source
4. Barry Bonds-Perjury and obstruction of justice. Source
5. Baby-Guns and drug possession. Source
6. Vivica Fox-DUI. Source
7. Amy Winehouse-Interfering with her husband’s case. Source
8. Glen Rice-Felony battery. Source
9. O.J. Simpson-Witness tampering. Source
10. Chauncey Black-Failure to pay child support, failure to appear in court on a misdemeanor charge and grand larceny. Source
11. Neyo-Reckless driving and driving without a license. Source
12. Snoop Dogg-Possession of marijuana. Source
13. J. Holiday-Drug possession. Source
14. Dawn Wells (Maryanne from Gilligan’s Island)-Driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance. Source
15. Naomi Campbell-Assault on a police officer. Source
16. Vanilla Ice-Domestic battery. Source
17. Gary Dourdan-Drug possession. Source
18. Nicole Bell, Al Sharpton and other protestors-Disorderly conduct. Source
19. DMX-animal cruelty and drug possession. Source
20. Shante Broadus-Drug possession. Source
21. Nate Dogg-Making terrorist threats and driving on a suspended license. Source
22. DMX-Not having a valid driver’s license. Source
23. Jacob ‘The Jewler’ Araboy-Falsifying records and giving false statements in a federal case. Source
24. Jan Adams-DUI. Source
25. DMX-Outstanding warrants and buying cocaine and marijuana. Source
26. Travis McCoy-Assault. Source
27. Andrew Dan-Jumbo-Assault, petty larceny and harassment. Source
28. Khloe Kardashian-DUI Source
29. Jeffrey Wright-Disorderly Conduct? Source
30. Lil Scrappy-Felony possession of marijuana, felony possession of a firearm/knife, battery and obstruction of justice. Source
31. DMX-Providing false information in attempts to avoid paying a hospital bill. Source
32. Nikki Blonsky (Hairspray)-Assault. Bianca Golden-Assault. Source
33. Yung Berg-Criminal possession of a weapon. Criminal possession of marijuana and menacing. Source
34. Alan Panetierre (Hayden Panetierre’s dad)-domestic violence. Source
35. Sean Paul-Possesion of marijuana. Source
36. DMX-Failure to appear in court. Source
37. Craig Robinson (“The Office”)-Possession of crystal meth and ecstacy
    More Details…

Craig Robinson of the Office was arrested June 29th after being pulled over for a traffic violation and drugs being found on him. He was charged on Friday (August 15, 2008) on two counts of possession of a controlled substance and one count of being under the influence of a controlled substance. Source
38. DMX-Bench Warrant for Failure to appear in court.
More Details… When DMX failed to appear in an Arizona court on Tuesday for drug charges, his lawyer said it was because he had been admitted to a Miami hospital. Well a warrant for his arrest was issued anyway, and guess where coppers nabbed him? Not in a hospital…in front of a Walmart! Source
His original bail was set at $13,500…now he’s got no bail at all. They’re gonna keep him locked up.
At least he won’t be able to get into anymore trouble. Looks like Jesus finally took the wheel.

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Wuchu In For? '07-'08

1. Wesley Snipes-Tax evasion. Source
2. Mickey Rourke-DUI on a Vespa. Source
3. Boy George-False imprisonment. Source
4. Barry Bonds-Perjury and obstruction of justice. Source
5. Baby-Guns and drug possession. Source
6. Vivica Fox-DUI. Source
7. Amy Winehouse-Interfering with her husband’s case. Source
8. Glen Rice-Felony battery. Source
9. O.J. Simpson-Witness tampering. Source
10. Chauncey Black-Failure to pay child support, failure to appear in court on a misdemeanor charge and grand larceny. Source
11. Neyo-Reckless driving and driving without a license. Source
12. Snoop Dogg-Possession of marijuana. Source
13. J. Holiday-Drug possession. Source
14. Dawn Wells (Maryanne from Gilligan’s Island)-Driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance. Source
15. Naomi Campbell-Assault on a police officer. Source
16. Vanilla Ice-Domestic battery. Source
17. Gary Dourdan-Drug possession. Source
18. Nicole Bell, Al Sharpton and other protestors-Disorderly conduct. Source
19. DMX-animal cruelty and drug possession. Source
20. Shante Broadus-Drug possession. Source
21. Nate Dogg-Making terrorist threats and driving on a suspended license. Source
22. DMX-Not having a valid driver’s license. Source
23. Jacob ‘The Jewler’ Araboy-Falsifying records and giving false statements in a federal case. Source
24. Jan Adams-DUI. Source
25. DMX-Outstanding warrants and buying cocaine and marijuana. Source
26. Travis McCoy-Assault. Source
27. Andrew Dan-Jumbo-Assault, petty larceny and harassment. Source
28. Khloe Kardashian-DUI Source
29. Jeffrey Wright-Disorderly Conduct? Source
30. Lil Scrappy-Felony possession of marijuana, felony possession of a firearm/knife, battery and obstruction of justice. Source
31. DMX-Providing false information in attempts to avoid paying a hospital bill. Source
32. Nikki Blonsky (Hairspray)-Assault. Bianca Golden-Assault. Source
33. Yung Berg-Criminal possession of a weapon. Criminal possession of marijuana and menacing.
    More Details… A limo driver called NYPD to report a dispute with five passengers. When the police got there they arrested Yung Berg, nee Christian Ward, and his buddies on a truck load of charges. Source
    34. Alan Panetierre (Hayden Panetierre’s dad)-domestic violence.
    More Details… Hayden Panettier’s dad, Alan Panettiere was arrested Sunday (August 10, 2008) for hitting his wife/Hayden’s mother Lesley Panettiere. The couple was at a party when Alan got mad because he felt Lez was “hanging” with someone and she was “disrespecting” him. When they got home they started fighting and he struck her in the cheek. Source
    Translation: he backhanded her then made her kiss his pinky ring and call him big daddy.
    35. Sean Paul-Possesion of marijuana.
    More Details… Following a performance in Sweden on Friday Night (August 8, 2008) Reggae artist Sean Paul, was arrested for possession of marijuana. Police arrested Paul along with several other artists performing at the Uppsala Raggae Festival, which is one of the largest Raggae festivals in the country. Source
    Oh come on! That’s like going to a nudist colony and arresting people for public indecensy. It’s just not right.
    36. DMX-Failure to appear in court.
    More Details… Here’s the scoop:
    Troubled rapper DMX is facing his sixth arrest in 2008 after failing to attend a court hearing in Phoenix, Arizona on Tuesday. The 37-year-old was due to face a felony drug charge, but failed to show, prompting Commissioner Phemonia Miller to issue a bench warrant for his arrest. DMX - real name Earl Simmons - has spent most of the year in and out of custody and court over a series of legal woes. In July, he pleaded not guilty to felony charges of theft and identity theft after he was accused of using a false identity to avoid paying medical bills.
    In January, he was arrested for allegedly speeding in Phoenix. In May, he was charged with suspected drug possession and animal cruelty following raids on his Arizona home. A month later, in June, the star was arrested for allegedly attempting to buy drugs from an undercover officer, and in July he was taken into police custody for violating his bail terms relating to a previous driving incident in June. Source
    Once again, I cannot and I will not.

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Wuchu in For? '07-'08

1. Wesley Snipes-Tax evasion. Source
2. Mickey Rourke-DUI on a Vespa. Source
3. Boy George-False imprisonment. Source
4. Barry Bonds-Perjury and obstruction of justice. Source
5. Baby-Guns and drug possession. Source
6. Vivica Fox-DUI. Source
7. Amy Winehouse-Interfering with her husband’s case. Source
8. Glen Rice-Felony battery. Source
9. O.J. Simpson-Witness tampering. Source
10. Chauncey Black-Failure to pay child support, failure to appear in court on a misdemeanor 11. charge and grand larceny. Source
11. Neyo-Reckless driving and driving without a license. Source
12. Snoop Dogg-Possession of marijuana. Source
13. J. Holiday-Drug possession. Source
14. Dawn Wells (Maryanne from Gilligan’s Island)-Driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance. Source
15. Naomi Campbell-Assault on a police officer. Source
16. Vanilla Ice-Domestic battery. Source
17. Gary Dourdan-Drug possession. Source
18. Nicole Bell, Al Sharpton and other protestors-Disorderly conduct. Source
19. DMX-animal cruelty and drug possession. Source
20. Shante Broadus-Drug possession. Source
21. Nate Dogg-Making terrorist threats and driving on a suspended license. Source
22. DMX-Not having a valid driver’s license. Source
23. Jacob ‘The Jewler’ Araboy-Falsifying records and giving false statements in a federal case. Source
24. Jan Adams-DUI. Source
25. DMX-Outstanding warrants and buying cocaine and marijuana. Source
26. Travis McCoy-Assault. Source
27. Andrew Dan-Jumbo-Assault, petty larceny and harassment. Source
28. Khloe Kardashian-DUI Source
29. Jeffrey Wright-Disorderly Conduct? Source
30. Lil Scrappy-Felony possession of marijuana, felony possession of a firearm/knife, battery and obstruction of justice. More Details…
Rapper Lil Scrappy was stabbed AND arrested last Friday (July 18, 2008) in Dekalb County, Georgia. His sister called him after having an altercation with her boyfriend. When he arrived he got into a fight with the boyfriend resulting in him getting stabbed and the cops being called. When po-po arrived they arrested him for felony possession of marijuana, felony possession of a firearm/knife, battery and obstruction of officers. Lil Scrappy, nee Darryl Kevin Richardson II, is in stable condition and remains in jail (as of Saturday July 19th) with his bail set at $1,500. Source
31. DMX-Providing false information in attempts to dodge a hospital bill.

More Details...
I know it sounds crazy but yes, DMX was arrested again. He was picked up in Phoenix this past weekend (July 19, 2008) for an earlier offense. In April he checked into an Arizona hospital for chest pains and shortness of breath. He used the name Troy Jones and gave a false address and SSN. He admitted that he gave the false information to avoid paying the bill.
"He's back in jail again," Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio told the AP. "I don't know why judges keep letting this guy out. Every time he goes in there, he gets out on bond ... I'm hoping this is the one time he's going to pay the penalty for his offense. Source
I think God just quit him…

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Wuchu in For? '07-'08

1. Wesley Snipes-Tax evasion. Source
2. Mickey Rourke-DUI on a Vespa. Source
3. Boy George-False imprisonment. Source
4. Barry Bonds-Perjury and obstruction of justice. Source
5. Baby-Guns and drug possession. Source
6. Vivica Fox-DUI. Source
7. Amy Winehouse-Interfering with her husband’s case. Source
8. Glen Rice-Felony battery. Source
9. O.J. Simpson-Witness tampering. Source
10. Chauncey Black-Failure to pay child support, failure to appear in court on a misdemeanor charge and grand larceny. Source
11. Neyo-Reckless driving and driving without a license. Source
12. Snoop Dogg-Possession of marijuana. Source
13. J. Holiday-Drug possession. Source
14. Dawn Wells (Maryanne from Gilligan’s Island)-Driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance. Source
15. Naomi Campbell-Assault on a police officer. Source
16. Vanilla Ice-Domestic battery. Source
17. Gary Dourdan-Drug possession. Source
18. Nicole Bell, Al Sharpton and other protestors-Disorderly conduct. Source
19. DMX-animal cruelty and drug possession. Source
20. Shante Broadus-Drug possession. Source
21. Nate Dogg-Making terrorist threats and driving on a suspended license. Source
22. DMX-Not having a valid driver’s license. Source
23. Jacob ‘The Jewler’ Araboy-Falsifying records and giving false statements in a federal case. Source
24. Jan Adams-DUI. Source
25. DMX-Outstanding warrants and buying cocaine and marijuana. More Details…
DMX has been arrested for the 685th time this year, this time for outstanding warrants. He was picked up at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport last Wednesday. He’s being held on $1075 bond for driving with a suspended license and $10k bond for previous drug charges. That’s more than one arrest in a week. He was arrested four days before in Miami on charges of attempting to purchase cocaine and marijuana. Source Just in case you were wondering, instead of offering up a prayer on behalf of Brother Earl, the Monday Night Prayer Group decided to go get a drink.

DMX in the Clink Again

Rapper DMX, or Minister Earl as I like to call him, was arrested yet again. He was nabbed on Monday in Miami for not having a valid drivers license. He’s being held at the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center with a bond set at $500. Source
Apperently, Jesus has officially let go of the wheel and jumped from the moving car.

DMX is Arrested...Again

DMX was arrested again over the dogs he keeps at his house. He was visited by popo in august because of reports of animal neglect. They visited him over the weekend with warrants for seven misdemeanor counts of animal cruelty and four felony drug possession charges. At first he barricaded himself in his bedroom but eventually gave himself up. Source
Throwing him in the clink for hoarding pitts isn’t going to do anything for him. It’s not even about the dogs. It’s about him being so dern crazy. Brother Prayer Circle, er, I mean DMX, really needs to get some help. I’ll call up the Monday Night Prayer Group and some of my pharmacist pals. Between the requests sent to the man upstairs and the seroquel-haldol-prozac cocktail I’m gonna have my homies whip up for him, he’ll be fixed up in no time.

DMX Causes a Riot!

DMX was set to perform at the Lamda Chi Alpha frat house on the campus of Indian University when what’s being described as a riot broke out. DMX arrived late and cops moved in to shut the show down. When they did, the crowd started cursing at the cops causing them to call for back up. The cops maced the entire front row and its' not known if anyone was arrested. Oh, in case you were wondering (and I know you were) Lamda Chi Alpha’s members are predominantly of the lighter persuasion. Source
I think the cops should have left the crowd wrangling to DMX. Brother Earl would have held a prayer circle and offered up a growl filled apology to our lord and savior then baptized those frat boys in his own blood and sweat. GLORY BE GOD! (…passes out on the floor)

God Smiles on Children and Fools

I guess if John Amos can go country DMX can go gospel, right? DMX, who at one point contemplated changing his name to Spiritual Reasons, recently talked to MTV News about going the gospel route with his music. He said,

“I [was] the first n—a to put out two albums in one year [It’s Dark and Hell Is Hot and Flesh of My Flesh, Blood of My Blood in 1998], now I’m gonna hit ‘em again — drop two albums on the same f—in’ day, yo,” X said from his home in Arizona on Friday. “A double album will make mutha—-as mad [not saved?], because they gotta spend more money — plus it’s already a long [double] album. I’m talking about a hip-hop album and a gospel album.”

Combined, the project will be called Walk With Me Now and You’ll Fly With Me Later. The Walk With Me Now portion will be dedicated to straight-up, raw raps, while the latter will feature his non-secular undertaking. As for the gospel album, X noted that the lyrics will be “without cursing — how ’bout that one? No songs about b—-es, no songs about robbing, just straight ‘Give God the glory.’ ” Source

You know, when people feel a need to praise god, regardless of what god they praise, or how they choose to do it, I’m usually down. To each his own right?
But Imma give you three “Spiritual Reasons” why this nonsense is not ok:
1. Just because he don’t curse in the gospel album he’ll be talking about merkin' niggas and bustin' up in bitches in the other album…as he has in all his albums, ergo, the albums will cancel each other out.…so um, No!
2. And if he doesn’t curse what else is he going to do? Bark? Do he even know any non-expletives?

3. The opening scene of Belly. My uterus is still in therapy because of that scene. Nuff said.

The devil lives in you my son. Give God the glory.