God Smiles on Children and Fools

I guess if John Amos can go country DMX can go gospel, right? DMX, who at one point contemplated changing his name to Spiritual Reasons, recently talked to MTV News about going the gospel route with his music. He said,

“I [was] the first n—a to put out two albums in one year [It’s Dark and Hell Is Hot and Flesh of My Flesh, Blood of My Blood in 1998], now I’m gonna hit ‘em again — drop two albums on the same f—in’ day, yo,” X said from his home in Arizona on Friday. “A double album will make mutha—-as mad [not saved?], because they gotta spend more money — plus it’s already a long [double] album. I’m talking about a hip-hop album and a gospel album.”

Combined, the project will be called Walk With Me Now and You’ll Fly With Me Later. The Walk With Me Now portion will be dedicated to straight-up, raw raps, while the latter will feature his non-secular undertaking. As for the gospel album, X noted that the lyrics will be “without cursing — how ’bout that one? No songs about b—-es, no songs about robbing, just straight ‘Give God the glory.’ ” Source

You know, when people feel a need to praise god, regardless of what god they praise, or how they choose to do it, I’m usually down. To each his own right?
But Imma give you three “Spiritual Reasons” why this nonsense is not ok:
1. Just because he don’t curse in the gospel album he’ll be talking about merkin' niggas and bustin' up in bitches in the other album…as he has in all his albums, ergo, the albums will cancel each other out.…so um, No!
2. And if he doesn’t curse what else is he going to do? Bark? Do he even know any non-expletives?

3. The opening scene of Belly. My uterus is still in therapy because of that scene. Nuff said.

The devil lives in you my son. Give God the glory.