Britney Watch 2008

I've decided to only post pics of Brit the way she was for a while. My heart can't really take looking at her now. 1. Brit holds kids hostage. Source
2. Brit goes to the hospital for observation and drug testing. Source
3. Brit’s results are negative…ergo, she’s just plain crazy. Brit’s kids get taken away. Source
4. Brit gets out of the hospital, but not before getting paid a visit by Dr. Phil. Source
5. Brit spends her freedom driving aimlessly around town and hanging out with her paparazzi boyfriend/evil leach Adnan Ghalib. Source
6. Dr. Phil announces he’s going to do a 1 hour special with the Spears family that will serve as an intervention. Source
7. Dr. Phil cancels the aforementioned show out of concern for Britney…but it’s really because he’s being slammed by the psychiatric community and being shut down by Papa Spears. Source
8. Britney hits up Palm Springs for the weekend with Adnan. Source
9. Brit and Adnan play with the paps by walking into a convenience store and purchasing a pregnancy test. Source
10. Brit reportedly takes out a restraining order against Adnan. Source
11. Brit’s mom goes car shopping with her and Sam Lutfi…It doesn’t go well. Source
12. Brit’s fam stages an intervention resulting her being put on a 72 hour psychiatric lock down at UCLA medical center. Source
13. Brit’s stay is extended to 14 days. Source
14. Brit’s house has been robbed. Source
15. Brit’s mom believes Sam Lutfi has been drugging Britney and took out a restraining order on him. Source
16. Brit is released from the hospital against the wishes of her parents and the attending physician. Source
17. Brit teaches kids in dance class. Source
18. Brit has to wait a while longer to see her kids. Source
19. A new music vid is in the works for Brit. Source
20. Sam Lutfi has been served a restraining order. Source
21. Brit's boyfriend Adnan may be cheating on her. Source
22. Brit gets to see her kids. Source
23. Brit’s acting normal. Source
24. Brit has a duet with Heidi Montag (The Hills). Source
25. Britney teaches another dance class. Source
26. Brit’s going to have to answer to daddy for a few more months. Source
27. Brit's kids are starting to show effects of all this craziness. Source
28. Brit’s got a stalker. Source
29. Brit Gets a Gig. Source
30. Brit in 2D! Source
31. Brit gets an allowance. Source
32. Brit has been offered $4 Mil to lip-sync. Source
33. Brits got not love for Kabala. Source
34. Brit get’s hospital workers canned. . Source
35. Brit’s first pics on “How I Met Your Mother”. Source
36. Brit’s opening up a dance studio. Source
37. Brit’s bro is taking charge of her businesses. Source
38. Britney on How I met Your Mother: Source 1, Source 2, Source 3, Source 4 and Source 5
39. Daddy’s loosening Brit’s leash. Source
40. Brit’s appearing at the Kids’ Choice Awards? Source
41. Brit’s getting her own sitcom? Source
42. Brit gets her coolo warshed out. Source
43. Brit is offered a gig with Peta. Source
44. Brit may reunite with her old manager Larry Rudolph. Source
45. Brit to design clothes? Source
46. A comeback tour for Brit?! Source
47. Brit’s flab is loved by Moby. Source
48. Papa Spears has convinced JT to come see Brit. Source
49. Brit donates $25K to Idol Gives Back. Source
50. Neil Patrick Harris says “No thanks” to another Brit appearance on his show. Source!51. Chaotic…Part Deux?!!? Source
52. Brit gets into a fender bender. Source
53. Brit writes apology to K-Fed. Source
54. Brit’s been documenting her lunacy. Source
55. The restraining order against Sam Lutfi has been extended. Source
56. Bills Bills Bills for Brit Brit Brit. Source57. Brit’s getting in shape for a tour. Source
58. Brit and K-Fed are caught kissing. Source
59. Brit get’s slammed for treatment of animals. Source
60. Brit is confirmed to be on How I Met Your Mother again. Source
61. Court report details Brit’s progress. Source
62. Brit lounges at the gym in nothing but a towel. Source
63. Brit goes back to Louisiana for her sister’s baby shower. Source
64. Pics of Brit on the set of How I Met Your Mother. Source
65. Brit get’s expanded visitation rights. Source
66. Brit’s preggers?! Source
67. Brit’s on vaca with Mel Gibson. Source
68. Pics of Brit in Costa Rica fuel pregnancy rumors. Source
69. Brit’s got a sex tape? Source
70. Brit’s planning a Vegas performance. Source
71. Brit’s Daddy quits his job to be her full time conservator. Source
72. Brit may have a new boyfriend. Source
73. Brit’s headed to Broadway? Source
74. Brit’s getting advice from Supernanny. Source
75. Brit’s shooting her new video in London. Source
76. Papa Spears is bribing K-Fed to get back with Brit? Source
77. Brit’s prepared for death. Source
78. Brit’s appeal is shut down. Source
79.Brit’s bud says she’s doing great. Source
80. Brit’s up for an Emmy? Source
81. Brit’s spied on by an undercover reporter. Source
82. Brit is goin home y’all. Source
83. Brit’s playing matchmaker for her bro Bryan. Source
84. Brit spends one day with her niece Maddie and then goes back to L.A. Source
85. Brit and Kevin are back in court and Brit gets overnight visitation. Source and Source
86. Nude pics of Brit? Source (NSFW)
87. Mel Gibson is trying to hook Brit up with his former addict son.” Source
88. Brit and Madonna are collaborating again. Source
89. Brit’s stuff is up for auction. Source
90. Brit’s gonna film something for Madonna’s show. Source
91. Brit and K-Fed reach a custody settlement. Source
92. Brit’s no ATM!Source
93. Neyo prefers Nicole Swizzlestick to Britney. Source
94. Lutfi wants back in. Source
95. Will Brit return to the VMAs?
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Britney is going to have another crack at the VMAs after being nominated in the category of Best Female Video for her song Piece of Me. We all remember what happened last year. Let’s hope that if she gets the chanace to open her mouth whether it be on the red carpet, accepting an award, or to perform that she’s locked it up this time. Thanks Brit! Source
96. Brit’s mom has a deep dark secret.
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Britney’s mother, Lynn Spears hit a 12-year old boy with her car resulting in his death. Lynn was just 20 at the time and was on her way to the hospital with her borther who had injured himself. Louise Taylor, Lynn’s spokesperson, confirmed a new National Enquirer article is accurate. Taylor says, "Anthony Winters (the boy killed in the crash) and his friends were in the road on a curve on a bicycle. As Lynne rounded the curve, she could not avoid the boy in the street, as there was oncoming traffic in the opposite lane. The boy died at the hospital as a result of his injuries. Lynn, to this day, is grieved by the Winters' loss of their son." Source
97. Steamy sex scenes too much for Brit?
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Britney is reportedly in talks to play a part in a ‘sadomasochistic sex movie’ entitled ‘The Knocksville carjacking Party’. The movie is based on a true story about two students that were allegedly carjacked, kidnapped, raped, and murdered in Knoxville Tennesse.
An insider said, “‘The Knoxville Carjacking Party’ has a lot ofsadomasochistic sex scenes in it. While it’s thought Britney can handle anyaverage sex scenes, these scenes have a lot of intensity in them. She wouldhave to raise her performance level to endure some of these scenes.”Sounds way too heavy for someone who’s only cinematic credit is Crossroads. Read about the real story here…I’m sure you’ll agree with me.

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