I Just Can't Stop Writing About Them...

...no matter how annoying they are...

Mimi apparently started dating Nick on the rebound after the break up of a serious four year long relationship with producer Mark Sudack. Mariah and Mark broke up at the beginning of this year. When he heard of Mariah’s speedy marriage to Nick Cannon he was devastated.“Everyone is scared to call him because no one knows what to say,” a pal says in the newest issue of Us Weekly, on stands now.“He never thought she would go off and marry someone else. He’s heartbroken and shocked,” says the pal, adding that he “loved her so much.” US Weekly
I didn’t even know she had a man. All this time I was thinking she was living out her days as an old spinster and here she is in a serious relationship. I really need to know what Nick’s trick is. He’s been bedding some of the hottest chicks in the game all the while looking and acting like a 15 year old boy. Aye dios! Yo no se. Check out a few pics of Mimi and her ex Mark:

In other Ni-riah news…
They’re working on building a nursery in Nick’s LA home. Mariah’s people called Petit Tresor (the same folks who did J-Lo’s nursery) and asked about fabric samples and butterfly designs. Source
I really hope that if she has any children she has girls because something tells me that she’ll dress her baby in butterflies and hello kitty regardless of their sex.