O.J. Confessed!?

In a tell-all book, Uncle O.J’s former sports agent says that "The Juice" confessed to killing his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson:

In "How I Helped O.J. Get Away With Murder," Mike Gilbert claims he told O.J. to take arthritis medicine so that the his hands would bloat and subsequently not fit the leather gloves linked to Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman's 1994 stabbing deaths.

He also says that O.J. confessed to killing Nicole and Ron while blazed on that sweet cheeba. His book reportedly quotes O.J. saying that he killed his ex-wife with a knife she held when she opened the door for O.J. “If she hadn't opened that door with a knife in her hand ... she'd still be alive," the quote reads. Gilbert writes, "Nothing more needed to be said. O.J. had confessed to me. There's no doubt in my mind."Simpson's lawyer Yale Galanter said that Gilbert is "a delusional drug addict who needs money. I've talked to O.J. about it. This stuff not only didn't occur but it's not factually supported by the evidence.” Source

Aye dios mio! I don’t know how much more of this I can take. Uncle O.J. , I’ve been hearing about you killing them poor folks since I was in the 8th grade and the story’s getting kinda old. Do us all a favor and confess.