Real Chance of Love: Episode 9 Recap

The girls wake up and get ready for a trip to meet the guys’ parents. They think they’ll have time to get ready once they get to the hotel but when they walk in Mom and Dad are already there.
Real’s girls spend the first day with Mom and Dad while Chance has something special planned for his girls. Chance’s girls go the next day. They have 20 minutes to get ready.

The Competition:
Chance’s Date:
Chance takes the girls to get tattoos. Cali gets a K on her neck, the same tattoo Chance has for his name Kamal.

Risky is getting Stallionette on her shoulder. Meanwhile, Rabbit who is not into tattoos at all is shaking in her boots. She decides to get the Chinese symbol for ‘chance’. Cali and Risky sit there like soldiers while Rabbit flips out. Truth be told the tattoo doesn’t mean chance. She reveals via whispering confessional that it means ‘love’.

Real’s Girls with Mom and Dad:
They go to an old mining town. Real complains about the heat yet he has on those damn spandex shirtless sleeves. He picks Milf to go with him and mom and dad first while BayBayBay and Corn Fed sit back and chill. They go to pan for gold. Real finds a nugget and Milf yells, “Yay! That’s mine!” Mom asks Milf how her son would feel to have a black stepfather. When Milf tells her that her son is half black Mom is all smiles. They seem to like her.
Meanwhile back at the mining barn (or wherever they are) BayBayBay and Corn Fed are conspiring to get Milf out of there. They may not like each other so they plan on banning together to rid the house of Milf.
Corn Fed is next up. They’re going to learn to rope. Corn Fed is NO good but then again the instructor doesn’t seem to know what she’s doing either.
She tells his parents that she’s 100% for Real and she’s falling in love with him. She starts to cry a the thought of leaving Real and mom hugs her.
Mom asks if she’s not picked what does she think about the other two girls. She tells them that BayBayBay is a wonderful girl, and despite what she and BayBayBay have agreed on she doesn’t talk smack about Milf.
BayBayBay goes on shooting practice with Real and his parents. Without even being prompted she tells his parents all about Milf. She goes on and on and on and on and ONNNNN.
After the meeting they go to get ready for dinner and BayBayBay tells Corn Fed that she told his parents ALL about Milf. Corn Fed is set on keeping her mouth shut and laying low during dinner.

Dinner:
Mom and Dad get to ask the girls some more questions. Dad asks how he thinks their families would connect and how they would grow as a family. She notes that they both came from strong families so they’d fit perfect together. Mom asks how she would handle moving from Dakota to Woodland Hills and she says that it would be hard but when you love someone it doesn’t matter.
Mom asks Milf why she loves Real. She says that they have a strong connection and that regardless of why she originally came there, being with him is her divine purpose (I pause to raise a red flag…I’ll continue now). At this point BayBayBay interrupts to say she disagrees and feels that Milf and Real have merely a sexual connection and that it will fade if there isn’t a mental connection. They go back and forth while Corn Fed sits silently. Milf says that BayBayBay spends more time talking more about her than herself. And that she wouldn’t talk so much about Milf if she didn’t see her as a threat.

Real stops it to ask Milf if she’s done soft porn. She admits she’s worked for Playboy and has made sacrifices to take care of her son. She doesn’t say clearly if she was in pornos. BayBayBay gets loud and once again goes on and on and on and on and ONNNNN.
Real wants some time to talk to his parents and his mom asks the girls to go back to the room and give love to each other, NOT to fight. Of course when they get back they continue to fight.
His parents say that Corn Fed is nice but could give more of herself. Milf has a lot of baggage…maybe too much. BayBayBay cares a lot about him but she may lack a softness he needs.
Meanwhile back in the room BayBayBay is so geared up that she brings out the bible and calls Milf the spawn of the devil. Everyone but Milf leaves the room and continues to talk shit about her. At which point Milf decides to blow the lid off of ERRYBODY!
She walks into the room and tells everyone that she heard from Real that Risky sucked Chance’s peen last night. Risky said she’s never done that a day in her life. Risky, being the hood rat she is is ready to fight (psst...I LOVE IT!). Cali keeps them separated for long enough to save Milf's life cus I’m quite positive that Risky has a razor under her tongue.

Risky decides that they’re all gonna talk to Real and Chance to clear it up.

Annnd to be continued…