OJ Hates His Cellmate

Uncle OJ says that he’s stuck in a cell with a lunatic.
He says, "My cellmate is nuts. He's a killer, and he hates me. He told me that he is in prison for murder and rape, and he hates my guts because I got away with murdering my ex-wife. He's told me he is going to strangle me in my sleep the first chance he gets."
Why do I not feel sorry for him?

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