I Love New York Episode 10 Recap

This Episode New York an the remaining fellas (Buddha, Tailor Made, and Punk) arrive in Miami, Buddha's hometown. When they get to the hotel an Asian hostess named Tren escorts the guys to their room. Buddha starts flirting with her while he sips on his drank saying, "What's up Miss Vietnamese?!"

Dinner

All the fellas try to look their best. Tailor Made slicks up his hair like a cupie doll. Punk finds a nice tight muscle shirt to wear. Buddha puts on a tank top and blazer. Um...TACKY! When they get to the table they all fight over who gets to sit by New York. The waitress arrives and Buddha starts to flirt with her. Punk rats out Buddha's earlier flirting ways to New York. She gets mad and tries to give him the cold shoulder but when he starts being playful and flirty with her, kissing and biting her, she ends up taking him back to the room for a night cap.

Don't fret Punk and Tailor Made! You're not alone. Sister Patterson shows up to dinner to keep her two remaining Mama's Boys company. They start telling her about what Buddha is up too and how wrong he is for New York. The wheels start turning to devise a plan to get Buddha out!

Meanwhile, in the limo Buddha continues to flirt with New York but she is back in "I hate you" mode. When they get to the house he attempts one of his all time famous walk outs. He screams at her "What?! You don't trust me?!" (Um...haven't they only known each other for three weeks? I've known some folks for years and still don't trust them. In fact, when it comes to ANY type of cheese or cheese product I don't trust myself.) Anyway, he says that he isn't on the show to be famous because he's famous already. Word? cus this is the first time I've EVER seen you Buddha. She asks him if he loves her and he says, "I love Tiffany. Fuck New York!" Just as I'm thinking "Wait a minute! that sounds familiar!" New York says, "Tango said that already! Get out!"

But on second thought the tears come a rollin' down her face and she exclaims, "I don't mean it! I don't know what to do!" There's a series of "Stay! Go! Stay! Go! Stay! Go! Stay! Go!" At this point I'm thinking either have sex or stab each other to death but make a decision already! I'm tired and want to lay down!

In the end he leaves and when he gets back to the room he not only gives the impression that he and New York had sex but he flat out tells the guys that him and new York did some freak nasty stuff and then says "I'm exhausted...I'm drained" ILK! He even goes as far as taking off his shirt in the hall. While Tailor Made punches the pillow and weeps. Punk, in a brooding silence, gathers all the evidence in his mental Rolodex to disperse at a later time.

Time for the Zoo!

Yes, that is a see through shirt Buddha has on...

The next morning Everyone piles into the limo to go to the zoo. While in the limo, Punk is obviously quiet and New York can tell something is wrong so she asks him whats up. He tells here (without giving details of the convo) that Buddha eluded to them having sex in a disrespectful manner. New York denies they did anything physical and calls Buddha a pig and disgusting. She sets out to ignore him for the rest of the zoo visit.

Tailor Made and the Birds

He tells her that Buddha isn't for her and that he thinks he's using New York to boost his career. As they're talking a Zoo attendant comes out and instructs them both to sit very still with their palms up and not say anything because they're bringing in a cassowary, a direct descendant of velociraptors and the deadliest bird in the world. The bird has a killing nail for Pete's sake! When they walk it in the attendant keeps saying, "Don't move!" in a nervous threatening tone. Before the monster bird beast leaves it makes sure to piss on their shoes.

Punk and the Python

Punk also makes sure to tell New York that Buddha isn't for her. As they talk the attendant comes in and says "Now we've got something that you're really gonna love. Something cute, something sweet, something nonvenomous." At which point three other dudes come charging in with a Burmese python. I must pause to say what the hell is wrong with these animal folks? Why do they do shit like that?! Whenever I watch a talk show and they have on animals the wranglers will get the deadliest scariest animal and pretty much throw it at the host, other guests or audience members and then tell you to be still cus you might die. "Hey, I'm gonna put this scorpion on your face. I'm gonna need you to stay really still because if it stings you...and it probably will...you're going to die!" But I digress. Punk protects her from the big ass snake and wraps up his mini date by saying that Buddha isn't worried about New York when she's not around. He thinks that New York may be coming around.

Buddha and the Monkeys

New York pretty much ignores him the whole time.

Lunch with Punk

She asks him if he's looking for love and he tells her he's already found it. I'm actually believing him. And of the three I like him the best. I know! You'd think with the lisp, and the spit curl, and the monkey muscles, and the tight shirts that I would hate him. But when you look at his competition...

So he takes his shirt off (I don't know why) and steals whipped cream from the waiter for New York to lick off his chest. She of course gets it all over her face and in her weave. She says that at this point she sees him as just a cool friend (please recall the comment she made a few episodes ago that he seemed like a brother). BTW, if ANYONE references the chocolate syrup incident in the dining hall freshman year I'LL KILL YOU! Got it!?

Dinner with Tailor Made

He brings her a gift...of course. He knows the way to her heart is to buy her stuff. At dinner he tells her he can see himself spending his life with her. As he's talking he's all shiny and sweaty and she's chain smoking and covered in Vaseline and glitter...it's all just making me feel queasy. They share a kiss...I"d like to know who taught them to kiss? 7th graders? Yuck! She takes him back to her room where he picks her up and looks like he's going to drop her. They get into bed and are in the early stages of sexo nook nook when a hotel staffer walks in the room and tells New York her mom is waiting downstairs for her. How did that heifer get in the room? I don't remember her knocking. Rude! Rude! Rude!

Triple Date at the Club

Punk reveals to Sister Patterson that Buddha is an actor. She's heard enough and leaves. New York continues to play him out so he storms off...he's waiting outside of course for her to chase him. For the first time she doesn't follow.

Elimination

New York asks her mom to say one nice thing about all three of the guys.

Tailor Made-"He loves you."

Punk-"He's sincere."

Buddha-(after some thought)"...His teeth are straight."

Who's in?

Tailor Made

She gives a big speech about how she made lists of both Punk's and Buddha's pros and cons. Punk had all Pros and no cons and Buddha had a few pros and a lot of cons. Her choice shoulda been clear to send Buddha home but....

Buddha

Yea she kept him. She said the passion wasn't there between her and punk and she had to go with her heart not her head. She askes him if he loves her and he says he does. She tells him she loves him. (Can someone please confirm that they have only known each other three weeks? What is this nonsense?) While she's giving him his chain and he's whispering in her ear to call him daddy (which she obliges...barf!) Sister Patterson mouths to Tailor Made to 'GET RID OF HIM!' Then she walks over to him and says "I want you to wipe him out!" Her final words for her daughter "You're dead meat girl!"

Who's out?

Punk

While she's hugging him goodbye she mouths to Buddha that she loves him.

Next Week:

I think there's a special "never before seen clip" show before the finale. But in the finale, New York takes the final two to Jamaica where she pics her prince charming. Until next time I'll leave you with a final image so we don't forget our fallen soldiers!