Suicide Watch

Dr. James Watson is a scientist who is known for his claims that whites are genetically smarter than blacks. Well his DNA profile shoes that he has sixteen times more genes of Negroid origin than the average Caucasoid (Sorry I love those words and don’t get to use them often). Source
Hahahahaha! This is hilar! I guess according to the one drop rule and all of Watson’s work this would make him a stupid lil’ blackle jest lack me! He's probably going to kill himself now.

My mind suddenly went back to that scene in Monster’s Ball where Billyl Bob Thornton’s dad says, “Had a thing for nigger juice myself... Ain’t a man till he split dark oak.” I guessin' at least one of his ancestors was splittin' some dark oak back in the day.
He even got a black name. What?! Jimmy Watson don’t sound black to you?