Two Saline Jugs, And a Partridge in a Pear Tree!!!

Mary Carey, porn star extrordinaire is really getting in the Christmas spirit this year. She’s auctioning off her recently removed breast implants for a good cause. The proceeds will go to the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation as well as her mom’s medical bills. Her mother, who reportedly has fetal alcohol syndrome jumped off of a 4 story building and due to her injuries has since undergone 11 surgeries.
The 36-D implants (she got them replaced by 36-DDD implants) are on sale on E-bay and have 78 bids on them. The anti has been raised to a whopping $4,069! eBay
That’s not the end of this story. Listen to what Mary had to say about plastic surgery and aucitioning her boobies:
“I’m actually overall very anti-plastic surgery. I watched my mom go through 11 surgeries (for her injuries) and it’s like, for me to voluntarily put myself through that, the only right thing to do is make money and donate it to charity. The doctors asked me what I wanted to do with them and I said, ‘You know what, I’m going to keep them and try to sell them. Because my grandmother had breast cancer. Now that I’m sober, I wanted a new physical state to go along with my new mental state. I thought the auction would be a great way to spread some holiday cheer and to make sure someone out there has a Mary Mary Christmas.” Gossip Boulevard
But, but, but, but wait! It gets worse! So I’m reading Celebitchy and they referenced Wikipedia ‘s page on Mary. According the them not only does she have a mom with fetal alcohol syndrome but a father with cerebral palsy. She over came that and made it to college where she was on the dance team byt when her grandparents (who raised her) got sick she started stripping, then porn, got into drugs…and here we are today.
That is seriously one of the saddest stories I’ve heard since the last time I watched Extreme Makeover:Home Edition…which was Sunday. So that was the saddest story I’ve heard since Sunday. I don’t know about you but after hearing this I kinda feel like leaping off a cliff. Excuse me whilst I call my therapist.