Flavor of Love 3 Episode 4 Recap

The girls are settin' around in their doorags and booty shorts and Sinceer tells her two little sidekicks, Thing 1 and Thing 2 taht they need to focus on getting Seezinz and Bee-Ex out of the hosue. Meanwhile in another part of the house Seezins tells Prancer to put her cheeks away. Hotlanta decides to join in give a speech about respecting yourself and says Prancer looks like a stripper and blah blah blah and it comes out that Hotlanta used to be a stripper back in the day. Hmm, takes one to know one i guess.

Challenge: The Flavorette Roast
The girls split up into two teams and have comic writers to help them out.
Each team will pick a girl from the other team to roast.

Team Steve

Bee-ex, Bunz, Hotlanta, Grayvee, and Seezinz.
They choose to roast Shy.

Team Grant Prancer, Shy, Thing 1, Thing 2, Myammee, and Sinceer.
They choose to roast Hotlanta.

The Roast:
Som’more is the host. Team Grant goes first to roast Hotlanta. They rip her to shreds! They say her cootie cat stanks, that she's ugly, they talk about her stripping, they talk about all her baby daddies, and the piesta resistance! they talk about the herped up bump on her lip (Crowd yells "Ooooooooooooo!".

Then Shy gets her hyper ass up and jumps all over the stage whilst roasting Hotlanta and her whole damn team.

Team Steve roasts Shy. Bee-Ex starts out strong but then Hotlanta just fucks up the whole momentum for ERRY body and it goes down hill fast. Wah! Wah!
Flav gets up and asks the audience to cheer for the winners. Team Grant wins! and Shy is crowned the best roaster of them all. As a result she wins the single date with Flav.

Single date:
Flave brings Shy to the aquarium. Their tour guide offers them a chance to swim with the sharks. Flav is not feelin’ it. Shy hops right into fed the sharks but Flav stands there until his embarrassment makes him go in. He ends up likin it…until the shark bangs up against his nutsack. After feeding the sharks they have dinner in an underwater aquarium. He kisses her and the periodontis (stank ass rotten ass breath) Hotlanta accused her of having she must actually have. Flav wretches in horror and offers her a mint.
They go home and Hotlanta dresses up in some lingere and practices her old stripper moves. She lays in bed with Flav so he can get to know her and so she can explain the mysterious bump on her lip that everyone keeps talking about. She says it’s just a pimple but I don’t think Flav is buying it.

Group Date:
Flav takes the girls to Raging Waters water park. He brings Bee-Ex along even though she was on the loosing team because 1. she was the best roaster on that team and 2. he hasnt had a chance to take her on a date yet. Has the park shut down just for him. Bathing caps all around! Meanwhile at the house a doctor comes by to test the bump on Hotlantas face. He gives her a shot, sticks a big round bandage on it and tells her he’s going to tell flav about what the bump is.
At the pool the twins start questioning Bee-Ex about whether or not she’s been on tv. She says no but they’re relentless. Back at the house the twins get back into their bathing suits and hop in the hot tub with Flav and to tell them that Bee-Ex is more interested in being on tv then being there for Flav. Bee-Ex comes during the bath time to let them know she’s not an actress but has been on Fear Factor. Whats the big deal?! That was ONE show and it hasn’t even been on the air in like forever. Anyway, she leaves and Grayvee and Shy show up with trays of food. On one of 'em is pig feet. (Idiot! You know he hates pigs feet! Why would you bring him that garbage. Simple country ass broad!) "I likes pig feet!" Shut up Grayvee!

Elimination:
Who’s in? She rolls up to Flav on those stupid sneaker rollerskate thingies.
Flave reveals to the ladies that he had a doctor come and look at Hotlanta's lip. Thing 1 says “if it’s a pimple she gets a clock…if it’s a herpe she’s out the door.” Drumroll please…The doctor's findings are taht Hotlanta has suffered from a mild case of Acne. It WAS a pimple afterall!

Flav asks her if there are any other secrets. She says no…I have a feeling this may come back to bite her in the arse.

Who’s out? She was just too country…and she tried to give him pigs feet. Wrong move!