Flavor of Love 3: Reunion Recap

The Reunion Show!

The show opens with host Lala recapping the show's ups and downs and introducing the ladies as well as Flav's niece and mom who were in the audience. Flav comes out and Lala asks if he thinks they were the craziest girls. He says no, actually they were the nicest. Flav then stands and says something about all the girls looking so different and says that he decided to make a change of his own. He whips off the crown and wave cap and voila! No hair!
They go back to the night of the Flavorette roast and bring back Sommore to talk to some of the girls (be mindful that it seems like she only talks to Ice but the other interviews she did were cut out). Ice comes up and basically reiterates that she still thinks Flav is ugly and would never get with him.
He says "Yea she's real and the show wasn't for her...that's why she got illiminated."
Apparently being on the show hasn’t helped her radio career cus she’s still working at Hooters. But at least her tips are better.

It’s time for a Shy recap. Grab your tic tacs!
She says that being on the show has hurt her career. She cant get casting calls cus people know her for her stank breath. She still hasn’t had any work done on her teeth. But the one positive thing that has come from it is her chance to talk to schools about sarcodosis (her mother died from it). Prancer skates up (yes she's wearing the infamous skates) to speak. But she pretty much sits there weeping as Shy talks about the disease. Excuse me I need to call my mama. Hotlanta recap time! Grab a glass of champagne, or wine, or Cisco (something tells me she doesn't discriminate). She says that she drank cus she was on vacation. She didn’t have to wake up to get her kids off to school and there was nothing else to do. She talks about being called out at the feux wedding ceremony and Flav not defending her. She leaves the stage giving Flav a handshake.
Sinceer time! It’s like an AA meeting!
Her flashback pretty much shows all the conniving she’s been doing all season. She’s been trying to down the other girls instead of get to know Flav. In response to the drinking she did on the show she says, "When I party I party. I don’t wanna get halfway faded. I want the whole shebang." Then when asked about the fight she had with Bunz (the one where Bunz said "yo mama!" and she retorted with "yo mama dead" not knowing Bunz's mama was a quadriplegic or something) she refused to apologize. This erupts into another fight. At which point we find out that Sinceer has two kids at home. Hold up! How is all these bitches just leavin' dey damn kids at home to chase after Flav and his non existent money? Stop droppin' yo kids off at gram-ma and nay-nay house! Shoot. Anyway she calms down to shed a few crocodile tears over loosing Flav and someone calls her on it. What happens? She starts singing the “Shut the fuck up!” remix. Yea…
Onto the Sinceer/Seezinz Beef… Seezinz comes up on stage and they’re immediately fighting. It almost comes to blows…but doesn’t (so disappointing). Flav breaks it up and tells them hoes to SIT DOWN.
Black may have come into the house late but she certainly made waves. Anywho, she comes up and explains her quietness at the final elimination. She says that she’s shy and it’s hard for her to express her feelings. She says that she shared her feelings with Flav off camera.
They show Round Thing in the audience and she's lost weight. In fact, I don't think I can really tell her and Stick Thing apart anymore.

But I digress. Stick Thing, the winner of Flavor of Love 3, comes out. When Lala asks Flav where they are now he starts talking about his youngest son Karma and the importance of family. He realized that the best gift you can give to a child is to love their mother. So in a weird twist of fate he declares that instead of trying to get with Stick Thing he's going to try to make things work with Karma's mother Liz.
He brings Karma and Liz out. PS-both karma and Liz are beautiful. He says he had her in front of him the whole time. He turns to Liz and says something about not wanting anyone but her. The he hops down on one knee and asks her, “Will you marry me?”

Before saying yes, she says “finally” in a completely unaffected voice.
The end!

I'll get a break from recapping for a while...I haven't decided if I have the energy to recap the new show "I Love Money" just yet. I guess we'll have to wait and see.

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Flavor of Love 3: Season Finale Recap

The show picks up where it left off . Seezinz is gone, Thing 2 is back, and it’s time for champagne cus in the morning someone will go home. They get in the limo after elimination and Thing 2 confronts Sinceer by asking, “You happy to see me?” Sinceer responds, “You deserve to be here…I never said you didn’t.” Lies!

Anywho, in the morning at breakfast, Flav tells the girls that one of them is getting a plane ticket to Paris, one is getting a plane ticket to Monaco, and the other is getting a plane ticket home. The first to get a ticket is Thing. She’ll be accompanying Flav in Paris. Who’s going home? Black or Sinceer? He asks them to tell him why he should keep them. Sinceer talks about making sure he has the right woman. Black talks about Sinceer being a backstabber and twisting words. They scream back and forth until Flav can’t take it anymore. Finally he tells Sinceer that he feels a real connection with her and think she’s genuine...BUT he’s more physically attracted to Black. Bye Sinceer!!!!!

Monaco with Black
They take a helicopter ride straight to a chauffeured Rolls Royce. It’s a nice scenic ride until Flav falls asleep with his head rested on her teets.

At dinner he gives her a gift for being one of his final two. It’s a pink diamond encrusted watch with a heart shaped face. To thank him she gets up and kisses him…a long sloppy, wet kiss. Come on, say it together, "IIILLLK!!! "
He pulls out his list of questions for her:
Question: What do you like to do for fun?
Answer: I like to travel. I’ve been to Turkey, Poland, Ireland, England, Bahamas…
Question: Can you tell me a joke?
Answer: Silence…crickets…She can’t think of one. Not one. But cus she’s hot it doesn’t matter. Then he says to her, “You have one child. I have seven. How do you think our lives will be?” She responds, “Good as long as you keep it real with me.” He says, “I will always keep it real with you. I’ll treat your child as if he’s mine.” Then he invites her to his room for a night cap. She obliges of course.

Paris with Thing 2
While Black heads back to Cannes, Thing 2 and Flav take a private Jet to Paris. They hop in a limo ride the whole way out the sunroof.

Then they take a private bus tour. He hops out to grab her like fifteen dozen roses. Back to the hotel and time for dinner. Flav looks funky fresh according to Thing 2. He presents her with the same watch he gave Black. “Dis is fo me? It’s mines flav?” It’s question time:
Question: What do you do for fun?
Answer: Eat, amusement parks, bowling…to which he says, “There’s no problem liking a girl that’s likin to like the things you like to do.” Or something like that.
Tell me a joke: What did Flav say when the two houses fell on him?...Get off me homes!
What do you call Cheese that’s not yours?...Nacho cheese!
Laughs all around.
Flav asks Thing 2 if she would like to come up for a nightcap. For the first time in Flavor of Love history she tells him no.
Elimination:
Can I just take the time to say that ever since I saw Black I’ve been trying to think of who she reminds me of and it finally hit me! She looks like the actress who played Sidra (Sanaa Lathan’s arch nemesis) in Love & Basketball. They both have strong, semi-male features…hefty jaw, broad shoulders..but I digress.
Flav gives the girls a chance to speak. Thing says to herself, “Me and Flav have a strong emo-show-know connection.” Aye aye aye. She knows that he’s attracted to Black but hopes he makes the right decision and pics her. Black speaks first...
Black: This is me. What we got goin' is real. I know you can feel it. It’s a little scary. You got a good woman here. I just need you to believe in me.
Flav: There are times when I hold you or smell your perfume and I get tingles. We got a connection. I can’t deny that.
Thing 2: I just wanna say I know that you had your doubts about me at the elimination but you gave me a chance. You took your chance on me so I just wanna tell you Flav, you changed my life...in a way that nobody ever did. I seen a part of the world because of you. This wouldn’t have happened if I wasn’t with you. I’d be honored to see the rest of it with you and I love you. That’s all.
Flav: Connections verses chemistry? Black when I look at you my heart in my chest jumps but my heart belongs to Thing 2. you’re a great girl Black but the connection I’ve got with Thing 2 is a little stronger. Your time is up.

Bye Candace! I mean Black.

The Winner!?:
Flav:Will you be my maiden?

Thing 2: Fo shizzle my nizzle! I found the right thing…thing 2.

Now put on your fronts! Stay tuned for the reunion recap next week. The trailer shows Flav proposing. Is this for real or just to pull in ratings? Only time will tell.

Flavor of Love 3: Episode 13 Recap

The show picks up after last week's elimination with Sinceer and Seezins fighting (surprise surprise). Seezinz calls her out on throwing Stick Thing under the bus.
They head off to France. In the limo Seezinz works it out so that Flave has to sit by her and Black and Sinceer is singled out. They touch down in Cannes, France. The suite at the 314 hotel is fully stocked.
In the morning they sit down for breakfast. Seezinz admits that she saw no fireworks the first time she kissed Flav but the others say they definitely did. Black says that she doesn’t have to fight for time with Flav because he comes to her. Sinceer’s conniving gears are turning when she hears these two revelations.
Flav takes the girls out on a 100ft yacht. Flav is definitely feelin’ Black cus he cant keep his hands or lips off of her. Sinceer doesn’t like this so she tries to cut in on the lovin’. When Flav suggests going for a swim Sinceer says that she didn’t bring her bikini bottoms. So she has to sit in the dingy while Flav swims and canoodles with the other two girls.
It’s food time and Flav brings up his decision to eliminate Stick Thing. He wonders if he made the right decision. Sinceer is feelin' some kinda way about it because she feels like he’s questioning having kept her. After lunch Flav tells the girls to get ready and cus he’s taking them to a Soiree.

Soiree They go to a ball at a casino and it’s full of old people. Flav starts dancin’ witn Seezinz, then Sinceer sandwiches him in, then Black comes in and breaks it up. Seezinz gets stolen away by an old man, at which point it’s time to sit down for dinner.
At dinner Sinceer starts questioning Black. She brings up the whole psycho/stalker thing again. Flav lays it out on the table and says, “You come checkin for me then I’ll come checkin for you.” At which point Seezinz asks him, “Can I come check for you?” So Flav leaves with Seezinz. They’re having a night cap and who comes knocking on the door but Sinceer. She asks to speak to him alone so he dismisses Seezinz to her room. They drank and suck face and it’s lights out. Back at the room Black talks Seezinz into going back to Flav’s room. She knocks and rings with no response.
The next morning Sinceer returns to the room in the same clothes she had on the night before. Black questions her knowing good and well where she was. Flav sends a Flav-O-Gram saying that the girls have a choice of three dates: 15 min, 30 min, and 1hour. They must decide amongst themselves who gets what date.

15 Minute Date: Sinceer (Wine and Cheese Lesson)
They hate the cheese. It smells worse than Shy’s breath according to Flav.

Sinceer tells him about Black questioning her and Flav isn’t feeling the invasion of privacy.

30 Minute Date: Black (Rooftop Poolside Enjoying Local Cocktails)
“Did you have a good night last night?” she asks. Flav has a flashback to New York asking him about how he slept last night. He doesn’t want a controlling woman who is going to keep tabs on him. He gets up and leaves her there. When she gets back to the room she fights with Sinceer (of course). And since she feels like she was jipped on her date she demands that she have Seezinz hour long date.
The three women travel down to Flav's room to see who he would grant the date to.
Seezinz wins.

1 Hour date: Seezinz (French Lessons)
They’re flirting and kissing and having a great time. Black and Sinceer are back in the room hashing things out. Sinceer says she just calls it like she sees it and keeps it real with Flav. She doesn’t understand why the rest of them don’t. Black reveals that Seezinz said the only reason she took the hour date is cus she’s probably getting eliminatied and the only reason she’s here is cus of the drama she has with Sinceer. Black goes down to Flav's room to share this with him. Flav makes Black go get Seezinz. He questions her. She admits she thinks that she’s partially there for drama. Black reveals some more ish and Flav dismisses them both.

Elimination:
Flav calls out the good and bad points of all the girls and tells Seezinz that her time is up. Then he starts talking about magic and how he’s going to perform a trick.

Alakzam!

Alakazoo!

Thiiiiiiiing 2!!!!

Who’s In?:

Who’s Out?:

Flavor of Love 3: Episode 12 Recap

I had a group outing with work last night so I couldn’t do a full recap. Here’s how it went down: Everyone’s parents came except for Black's. Donna and Steve, Seezinz’s parents Brenda and Paul, Things’s parents Dave, Sinceer’s dad
Thing and her parents, Sinceer and her dad, and Flav go bowling. Seezinz and her parents and Black do mini golf and dinner. Seezinz’s mom admits that Flav is growing on her. Black is looking sad so Flav takes her aside to talk. She talks to him about why her family wasnt there and they share a moment.
Back at the house Thing’s mom tells her that her friendship with Sinceer would soon be over.
They can't continue to be friends and date the same man.

Dinner:
Our favorite Drayton makes an appearance! Hi Mama Flav!

She looks like a mean old cuss.
Anywho, at dinner Sinceer’s dad gets drunk and begins babbling like a fool. He’s making everyone uncomfortable. Flav tries to break the tension by having the girls say something nice about each other. The only thing Sinceer can say about Thing after a bevy of huffs and puffs is that she’s “sincere”. The ladies take some time before elimination to pretty much dog each other out to Flav. Then they have confrontation directly before finding out their fate.
Elimination:
Who’s In?: Sinceer and Thing go at it until Flav stops the cat fight. In the end he picks Sinceer. When Thing goes to say good bye all she can ask is “Why? Why?

I was hoping she'd say something like "I thought we had something spesh-show! Remember, you're the king of my cass-sow!"

But I digress...

Who’s Out?:

Next time we’re off to Paris!