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The show picks up where it left off . Seezinz is gone, Thing 2 is back, and it’s time for champagne cus in the morning someone will go home. They get in the limo after elimination and Thing 2 confronts Sinceer by asking, “You happy to see me?” Sinceer responds, “You deserve to be here…I never said you didn’t.” Lies!

Anywho, in the morning at breakfast, Flav tells the girls that one of them is getting a plane ticket to Paris, one is getting a plane ticket to Monaco, and the other is getting a plane ticket home. The first to get a ticket is Thing. She’ll be accompanying Flav in Paris. Who’s going home? Black or Sinceer?

He asks them to tell him why he should keep them. Sinceer talks about making sure he has the right woman. Black talks about Sinceer being a backstabber and twisting words. They scream back and forth until Flav can’t take it anymore.

Finally he tells Sinceer that he feels a real connection with her and think she’s genuine...BUT he’s more physically attracted to Black. Bye Sinceer!!!!!

Monaco with Black
They take a helicopter ride straight to a chauffeured Rolls Royce. It’s a nice scenic ride until Flav falls asleep with his head rested on her teets.

At dinner he gives her a gift for being one of his final two. It’s a pink diamond encrusted watch with a heart shaped face. To thank him she gets up and kisses him…a long sloppy, wet kiss. Come on, say it together, "IIILLLK!!! "
He pulls out his list of questions for her:
Question: What do you like to do for fun?
Answer: I like to travel. I’ve been to Turkey, Poland, Ireland, England, Bahamas…
Question: Can you tell me a joke?
Answer: Silence…crickets…She can’t think of one. Not one. But cus she’s hot it doesn’t matter.

Then he says to her, “You have one child. I have seven. How do you think our lives will be?” She responds, “Good as long as you keep it real with me.” He says, “I will always keep it real with you. I’ll treat your child as if he’s mine.” Then he invites her to his room for a night cap. She obliges of course.

Paris with Thing 2
While Black heads back to Cannes, Thing 2 and Flav take a private Jet to Paris. They hop in a limo ride the whole way out the sunroof.

Then they take a private bus tour. He hops out to grab her like fifteen dozen roses.

Back to the hotel and time for dinner. Flav looks funky fresh according to Thing 2. He presents her with the same watch he gave Black. “Dis is fo me? It’s mines flav?”

It’s question time:
Question: What do you do for fun?
Answer: Eat, amusement parks, bowling…to which he says, “There’s no problem liking a girl that’s likin to like the things you like to do.” Or something like that.
Tell me a joke: What did Flav say when the two houses fell on him?...Get off me homes!
What do you call Cheese that’s not yours?...Nacho cheese!
Laughs all around.
Flav asks Thing 2 if she would like to come up for a nightcap. For the first time in Flavor of Love history she tells him no.

Elimination:
Can I just take the time to say that ever since I saw Black I’ve been trying to think of who she reminds me of and it finally hit me! She looks like the actress who played Sidra (Sanaa Lathan’s arch nemesis) in Love & Basketball. They both have strong, semi-male features…hefty jaw, broad shoulders..but I digress.

Flav gives the girls a chance to speak. Thing says to herself, “Me and Flav have a strong emo-show-know connection.” Aye aye aye. She knows that he’s attracted to Black but hopes he makes the right decision and pics her. Black speaks first...
Black: This is me. What we got goin' is real. I know you can feel it. It’s a little scary. You got a good woman here. I just need you to believe in me.
Flav: There are times when I hold you or smell your perfume and I get tingles. We got a connection. I can’t deny that.
Thing 2: I just wanna say I know that you had your doubts about me at the elimination but you gave me a chance. You took your chance on me so I just wanna tell you Flav, you changed my life...in a way that nobody ever did. I seen a part of the world because of you. This wouldn’t have happened if I wasn’t with you. I’d be honored to see the rest of it with you and I love you. That’s all.
Flav: Connections verses chemistry? Black when I look at you my heart in my chest jumps but my heart belongs to Thing 2. you’re a great girl Black but the connection I’ve got with Thing 2 is a little stronger. Your time is up.

Bye Candace! I mean Black.