Update: Bill Cosby Does Hip-Hop

A while back I told y’all about Granpa Bill’s forthcoming hip-hop album. Well this much anticipated (snicker, snicker, cackle) album, Cosby Narratives Vol. 1: State of Emergency, is set to drop next month. We thought at one point that Granpa would be spittin’ lyrics on the album but instead he’ll be “giving messages” taken from his book and song lyrics. Source
WHAT?!?! No rapping? This is bullshit. Just when I was gonna offer myself up as his hype man for the world tour I find out he’ll just be reading. I had it all planned out! K-Fed was going to be our opening act and Tina Knowles was going to design our costumes. It was brilliant! But my dreams have been dashed to the ground. Granpa Bill I QUIT YOU!