Boy Sit DOWN!

So now Bobaaaay’s son Landon is denying doing Lindsay Lohan. He was originally quoted saying, "Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together." Most people would deduce from that statement that they did the nasty, pumped uglies, made sexo sexo en el bano, no?

Well, he’s telling the National Enquirer that no such thing happened. He says, "This is wild. This is off the wall. My father had a concert going on. The club was on the lot. She was on the lot filming something I think. I wasn't dating Lindsay Lohan on the low. Nah man, I ain't had sex with Lindsay Lohan. And I ain't tell him (sic) I had sex with Lindsay Lohan either. Word is bond, if I slept with Lindsay Lohan, I would still be sleeping with Lindsay Lohan right now." Source

There are so many things wrong with this statement and this young man. But then again he is Bobby Brown’s son. Alls I can do is pray for him. I’ve had to break in a new pair of knee pads prayin for the Houston/Brown clan.