Britney Watch 2008

I've decided to only post pics of Brit the way she was for a while. My heart can't really take looking at her now.
1. Brit holds kids hostage. Source
2. Brit goes to the hospital for observation and drug testing. Source
3. Brit’s results are negative…ergo, she’s just plain crazy. Brit’s kids get taken away. Source
4. Brit gets out of the hospital, but not before getting paid a visit by Dr. Phil. Source
5. Brit spends her freedom driving aimlessly around town and hanging out with her paparazzi boyfriend/evil leach Adnan Ghalib. Source
6. Dr. Phil announces he’s going to do a 1 hour special with the Spears family that will serve as an intervention. Source
7. Dr. Phil cancels the aforementioned show out of concern for Britney…but it’s really because he’s being slammed by the psychiatric community and being shut down by Papa Spears. Source
8. Britney hits up Palm Springs for the weekend with Adnan. Source
9. Brit and Adnan play with the paps by walking into a convenience store and purchasing a pregnancy test. Source
10. Brit reportedly takes out a restraining order against Adnan. Source
11. Brit’s mom goes car shopping with her and Sam Lufti…It doesn’t go well. Source
12. Brit’s fam stages an intervention resulting her being put on a 72 hour psychiatric lock down at UCLA medical center. Source
13. Brit’s stay is extended to 14 days. Source
14. Brit’s house has been robbed. Source
15. Brit’s mom believes Sam Lufti has been drugging Britney and took out a restraining order on him. Source
16. Brit is released from the hospital against the wishes of her parents and the attending physician. Source
17. Brit teaches kids in dance class. Source
18. Brit has to wait a while longer to see her kids. Source
19. A new music vid is in the works for Brit. Source
20. Sam Lufti has been served a restraining order. Source
21. Brit's boyfriend Adnan may be cheating on her. Source
22. Brit gets to see her kids. Source
23. Brit’s acting normal. Source
24. Brit has a duet with Heidi Montag (The Hills). Source
25. Britney teaches another dance class. Source
26. Brit’s going to have to answer to daddy for a few more months. Source
27. Brit's kids are starting to show effects of all this craziness. Source
28. Brit’s got a stalker. Source
29. Brit Gets a Gig. Source
30. Brit in 2D! Source
31. Brit gets an allowance. Source
32. Brit has been offered $4 Mil to lip-sync. Source
33. Brits got not love for Kabbala. Source
34. Brit get’s hospital workers canned. . Source
35. Brit’s first pics on “How I Met Your Mother”. Source
36. Brit’s opening up a dance studio. Source
37. Brit’s bro is taking charge of her businesses. Source
38. Britney on How I met Your Mother: Source 1, Source 2, Source 3, Source 4 and Source 5
39. Daddy’s loosening Brit’s leash. Source
40. Brit’s appearing at the Kids’ Choice Awards? Source
41. Brit’s getting her own sitcom? Source
42. Brit gets her coolo warshed out. Source
43. Brit is offered a gig with Peta. Source
44. Brit may reunite with her old manager Larry Rudolph. Source
45. Brit to design clothes? Source
46. A comeback tour for Brit?! Source
47. Brit’s flab is loved by Moby. Source
48. Papa Spears has convinced JT to come see Brit. Source
49. Brit donates $25K to Idol Gives Back. Source
50. Neil Patrick Harris says “No thanks” to another Brit appearance on his show. Source!
51. Chaotic…Part Deux?!!?Source
52. Brit gets into a fender bender. Source
53. Brit writes apology to K-Fed. Source
Brit’s been documenting her lunacy. Source
54. The restraining order against Sam Lufti has been extended. Source
55. Bills Bills Bills for Brit Brit Brit. Source
56. Brit’s getting in shape for a tour. Source
57. Brit and K-Fed are caught kissing. Source
58. Brit get’s slammed for treatment of animals.Source
59. Brit is confirmed to be on How I Met Your Mother again. Source
60. Court report details Brit’s progress. Source
61. Brit lounges at the gym in nothing but a towel. Source
62. Brit goes back to Louisiana for her sister’s baby shower. Source
63. Pics of Brit on the set of How I Met Your Mother.Source
64. Brit get’s expanded visitation rights. Source
65. Brit’s preggers?! Source66. Brit’s on vaca with Mel Gibson. Source
66. Pics of Brit in Costa Rica fuel pregnancy rumors.source
67. Brit’s got a sex tape? Source
68. Brit’s planning a Vegas performance.Source
69. Brit’s Daddy quits his job to be her full time conservator. Source
70. Brit may have a new boyfriend.. Source
71. Brit’s headed to Broadway? Source
72. Brit’s getting advice from Supernanny. Source
73. Brit’s shooting her new video in London. Source
74. Papa Spears is bribing K-Fed to get back with Brit?
More Details…
Star Magazine is reporting that Jamie Spears has offered Kevin Federline $14 million to reconcile with Britney.
“Jaime’s been after Kevin to get back with Britney for months. He knows he may have to pay to get it done - and the money would come out of Britney’s assets, which he now controls,” the source said, adding that Jamie first approached K-Fed a few weeks ago with a $2 million offer. but Jamie is so desperate to make this reunion happen, “he keeps raising the stakes!
“His latest offer is $4.5 million in cash and a trust account set up with another $5 million if Kevin moves back in with Britney within a year. If they actually remarry, Jamie will add another $5 million to Kevin’s account.” Even if Britney, 26, asks for a divorce within two years, the source says, Kevin gets to keep all the money. “All in all, Jamie told Kevin, he’ll make out very well.” Source
75. Brit’s prepared for death.
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Britney has supposedly already bought a burial plot at Hollywood’s Forever Cemetery where Marylyn Monroe is buried.
A source reveals, “Britney is fascinated with Marilyn and visits her grave often. Since she’s been getting her life together she’s been reading about the star and recently has been glued to a book about the actress. She’s fascinated that Marilyn asked her favorite make-up artist to make her look beautiful after she died and picked her own burial plot. So when Britney saw Rudolph Valentino’s grave at the cemetery she shrieked and said she wanted one.”
“She told her aides, ‘I’m going to live so I want to be brought to the Forever Cemetery when I’m 101′.”Source
I’d call her crazy but I’ve already got my funeral planned. I’ve booked the entertainment, have an outfit picked out as well as a color scheme for the floral arrangements. All that’s left to do is get a permit from the city for a parade and we’re all set.
76. Brit’s appeal is shut down.
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Britney’s latest appeal to have her father’s conservatorship turned over has been denied. Papa Spears is still in charge for now. Source