Stop the Madness

Mimi and Nicky have compiled quite a registry and are hitting up all the family and friends that didn’t attend the wedding for gifts.
A source says, “Mariah’s assistant, Gina, sent out over 100 e-mails to her wealthy friends letting them know that she’s registered at Bergdorf Goodman if they want to buy her a present. It’s odd because she’s not even having a big wedding party or anything. It was assumed they’d have a big celebration when they got back, but no. They just want the gifts.”
“Fine china, very expensive silver stemware” and other lavish items are reported to top the couple’s list. Source
I know just the thing to get them…a set of matching t-shirts that read: