The Things They Say

Sean “Beady Eyes and Unfortunate Teeth” Combs aka Poppa Diddly Doo Op Dee Bop, says that he wants to settle down and have MORE kids.

“I definitely want to get married,” he tells me. “I’ve already chosen the church: St Patrick’s Cathedral on Fifth Avenue. I want to have more kids, too - I want to have 10 in all.”

He went on to flap his gums about meeting Queen Elizabeth II.

“There is one person I really want to meet: the Queen of England. I don’t know why I’ve never met her.”

“She’s never invited me to the palace - not yet, anyway.” Source

1. You’re lying. You don’t want to get married. You avert commitment as if it were a flesh eating disease.
2. 10 kids?! Who do you think you are? ODB? Flava Flav? You already have 5 kids by 3 different women…its time to close up shop. 3. Queen Liz doesn’t know who you are. Hell, she’s 80 years old she prolly doesn’t even know who she is. Don’t hold your breath waiting for her to call.