Political Poop '08

Angelina Jolie is being sought by both Obama’s and McCain’s campaigns for an endorsement. “I have not decided on a candidate,” Jolie says, “I am waiting to see the commitments they will make on issues like international justice, refugees and how to address the needs of children in crisis around the world.” Source
As my boy Tweet would say, “Only in America.” I think it’s hilarious that they both want her endorsement. Sure she’s done a lot of charity work and helps all the little brown peoples of the world. But am I the only one who remembers being a nasticle druggie whore-a-con? I guess so. Oh well.
A reminder is below:

More Poop…Tyra Banks recently did a pictoral for Harper’s Bazaar where she channeled Michelle Obama. Here’s what she had to say about the possible future first lady.
“She’s got that direct-eye-contact, truly connecting thing. [She is] so warm and gracious.” She also feels Michelle is just as responsible for Barack’s current position as he is. “With Barack Obama, his becoming President is them becoming President, because Michelle was there from the beginning,” Tyra tells Harper’s Bazaar. “Without Michelle, he wouldn’tbe there.”
When asked what kind of first lady she would be she answered, “I’d wear a V-neck shift and a two-inch heel. Even if the President were taller, I would keep them low. Otherwise it gets a little too sexy.” As for hair, Tyra jokes that her biggest dilemma would be “to weave or not to weave.” She gets serious for a minute to add, “In the end, the First Lady should be her man’s rock and his boulder and his mountain. And she should be calling about 50 percent of the shots!” Source
Everytime I want to like Tyra, to cosign her, she says something stupid and I resign to the fact that we’ll never be friends. “To weave or not to weave”…Lord be with me.

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