Wuchu In For? '07-'08

1. Wesley Snipes-Tax evasion. Source
2. Mickey Rourke-DUI on a Vespa. Source
3. Boy George-False imprisonment. Source
4. Barry Bonds-Perjury and obstruction of justice. Source
5. Baby-Guns and drug possession. Source
6. Vivica Fox-DUI. Source
7. Amy Winehouse-Interfering with her husband’s case. Source
8. Glen Rice-Felony battery. Source
9. O.J. Simpson-Witness tampering. Source
10. Chauncey Black-Failure to pay child support, failure to appear in court on a misdemeanor charge and grand larceny. Source
11. Neyo-Reckless driving and driving without a license. Source
12. Snoop Dogg-Possession of marijuana. Source
13. J. Holiday-Drug possession. Source
14. Dawn Wells (Maryanne from Gilligan’s Island)-Driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance. Source
15. Naomi Campbell-Assault on a police officer. Source
16. Vanilla Ice-Domestic battery. Source
17. Gary Dourdan-Drug possession. Source
18. Nicole Bell, Al Sharpton and other protestors-Disorderly conduct. Source
19. DMX-animal cruelty and drug possession. Source
20. Shante Broadus-Drug possession. Source
21. Nate Dogg-Making terrorist threats and driving on a suspended license. Source
22. DMX-Not having a valid driver’s license. Source
23. Jacob ‘The Jewler’ Araboy-Falsifying records and giving false statements in a federal case. Source
24. Jan Adams-DUI. Source
25. DMX-Outstanding warrants and buying cocaine and marijuana. Source
26. Travis McCoy-Assault. Source
27. Andrew Dan-Jumbo-Assault, petty larceny and harassment. Source
28. Khloe Kardashian-DUI Source
29. Jeffrey Wright-Disorderly Conduct? Source
30. Lil Scrappy-Felony possession of marijuana, felony possession of a firearm/knife, battery and obstruction of justice. Source
31. DMX-Providing false information in attempts to avoid paying a hospital bill. Source
32. Nikki Blonsky (Hairspray)-Assault. Bianca Golden-Assault. Source
33. Yung Berg-Criminal possession of a weapon. Criminal possession of marijuana and menacing. Source
34. Alan Panetierre (Hayden Panetierre’s dad)-domestic violence. Source
35. Sean Paul-Possesion of marijuana. Source
36. DMX-Failure to appear in court. Source
37. Craig Robinson (“The Office”)-Possession of controlled substances. Source
38. DMX-Bench Warrant for Failure to appear in court. Source
39. Felicia “Snoop” Pearson-Refusing to testify in a murder trial. Source
40. Marion “Suge” Knight”-Possesion of a deadly weapon, possession of a controlled substance, battery and domestic violence. Source
41. Fred Taylor-Disorderly conduct. Source
42. Jimmy Smith-Drunk driving. Source
43. Bryan Adams-Assault. Source
44. Kanye West-Felony vandalism. Source
45. Gucci Mane-Violating probation. Source
46. Webbie-Felony eluding, driving under the influence and misdemeanor possession of marijuana. Source
47. Lawyer Milloy-DUI and speeding. Source
48. Ryan O’Neil and Redman O’Neil-Narcotics possession.

More Details... A random probationary search of their home turned up meth so the two were booked on $10K bail. Redmond is Ryan’s son with actress Farrah Fawcett and Ryan’s Daughter Tatum has had a long history of drugs. Just last year Ryan got into a fight with Griffin, another one of his children, and a fireplace poker was used as a weapon. The fight supposedly started because Griffin had tied up his brother, Redmond, so he wouldn’t buy drugs. When Ryan found Redmond chained to the staircase he went crazy ant got the poker.
I’m sorry but this whole GD family is crazy. Call the police! Call an ambulance! Call on the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit! Glory be to God!
(*Passes out on the floor and begins convulsing.) Source
49. George Michael-Crack Possession.
More Details… George Michael has a history of both drugs AND getting arrested in bathrooms. He was arrested back in ’98 after soliciting sex from an undercover cop in a public bathroom. And in ’06 he was found passed out in his car, twice, high off of that sweet cheeba and in possession of other drugs. Well last week he was arrested in Hempstead Heath, a London park area, for possession of crack cocaine. He was released with a warning. Source
He really doesn’t give a damn. Well I see he at least found a way to join his main past times together.
Let’s take a look at one of the most beautifully dramatic GM videos ever:

Excuse me whilst I go listen to the George Michael Mega Mix CD that Jon-Boy made for me.

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