Wacko Jacko to Tour Again

Uncle Wacko is gearing up for a new world tour. He will be hitting 30 cities in 30 days around the world.
One follower revealed: “Michael said he wasn’t doing a Vegas residency but was going on a world tour, taking in 30 cities next year. He said he wanted to do it for his kids. He wants them to see what he does, and he wants to take them on the road. He said he was on his way to Los Angeles to finalize the details.” Source
Hmm, I’m thinking this tour has more to do with the fact that Uncle Mike is broke, than it has to do with his kids seeing what he does. Ah, but whatevs…
(Lo traipses off to practice the Smooth Criminal lean move. It’s her life’s aspiration to perfect it before she dies.)

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