Video of the Day

Here’s our favorite little monster “La Pequena” doing a lovely little Britney imitation. Can we pause for a moment to talk about me being attacked by one if these tiny terrors in Forever 21 on New Year’s Eve? I was standing in a like that seemed to go on FOREVER. It was hot, I was on the verge of a sweat. And then it happened. I spotted the top of someone’s head darting in and out of the racks and getting closer and closer to me. Judging from the height and the size/shape of the head I knew it was one of them. So I closed my eyes and braced myself for an attack. When one didn’t happen I raised my lids only to be staring straight into the eyes of death. She was looking me dead in the eye and coming straight towards me. She charged me hitting my hip bone with her strong muscular shoulder. If it weren’t for the broad woman behind me I would have been on the floor. She apologized (with an evil grin on her face) but I waved her off not wanting to start a convo with her. She might have glamoured me with her powers and then taken me back to her lair to feed me to the others.
So, you see, I narrowly escaped death. Being attacked (slightly bumped into) by one of them is nothing to snicker at. Next time I’ll be more prepared.
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