Why I Should Move

Why I Should Move
-By Lo Poullard

I should move because nothing works .
My tub is clogged. The pipes are leaking. And the security guards are jerks.
I should move because of my guests.
There are roaches, mice, and other miscellaneous pests.
I should move because my neighbors are scary.
We’ve got gypsies, tramps, thieves and the nudist…Harry.
I should move because the dirt abounds.
Smelly elevators, rank hallways, and dog poop (Jesus I hope its from a dog) on the ground.
I should move because I can't control the heat.
I’m either naked as a jaybird or have on a sweat suit and three pairs of sox on my feet.
I should move because I hate this place. There’s no doubt about it.
I’d rather live in a lion’s den, bear cave, piranha’s tank or snake pit.
I should move out because I’m going stark raving mad.
Please sweet lord Jesus help me find a new pad.

The end.