Wuchu In For? ‘09

1. Charles Barkley-DUI
More Details… TNT basketball commentator and former b-ball star, Charles Barkley, was arrested in Arizona early Friday morning after running a stop sign.
Police pulled him over on suspicion of DUI, however, Barkley explained his reason for speeding through the traffic stop; he was on his way to receive oral sex. The officer who wrote the arrest report said:
"He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat."
"He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a 'b**w job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."Then, once at the police station, Barkley told a civilian employee in processing, "I'll tattoo my name on you’re a**" if he helped "get him out of the DUI." According to the report, "He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, 'I'll tattoo your name on my a**' and then laughed again."In addition, a handgun was found in the car. No word on whether or not his charges involve gun possession or not. TMZ
That is one of the most honest, awesome arrest stories I’ve ever heard IN MY LIFE! Charles Barkley, you’re my hero.

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