Charles Barkley Learns Spanish in Jail

Uncle Chuck stated his 3-day sentence for DUI on Saturday. He gave a press conference where he said that he was "surprised at how long a day feels when you have no where to go and nothing to do." He also said that he brought with him "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Learning Spanish" to help pass the time. But since he’s work release he can leave the jail for up to 12 hours to complete work-related obligations. Source
Negro got the nerve to complain about being bored when he only has to go there to sleep. Shoot I wish I was sentenced to work release. I wouldn’t have to pay rent, buy groceries or have a gym membership. It would be an awesome.

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chuck to Get His Own Reality Show

Charles “I was just getting some head” Barkley is going to star in his own reality TV show. Even though he’s suspended from his TNT sports commentator job he’ll be working with The Golf Channel to star in The Haney Project.
Barkley, an avid golfer, will appear in the show with legendary instructor Hank Haney "to improve a swing that has been laughed at by millions and ridiculed by his closest friends". Source
Uh, so seven episodes of him learning how to use a golf club? No thanks. How about a 12 episode reality show on VH1 where he teaches celebs how to talk to prostitutes? Now THAT would be interesting.

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Wuchu In For? ‘09

1. Charles Barkley-DUI
More Details… TNT basketball commentator and former b-ball star, Charles Barkley, was arrested in Arizona early Friday morning after running a stop sign.
Police pulled him over on suspicion of DUI, however, Barkley explained his reason for speeding through the traffic stop; he was on his way to receive oral sex. The officer who wrote the arrest report said:
"He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat."
"He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a 'b**w job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."Then, once at the police station, Barkley told a civilian employee in processing, "I'll tattoo my name on you’re a**" if he helped "get him out of the DUI." According to the report, "He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, 'I'll tattoo your name on my a**' and then laughed again."In addition, a handgun was found in the car. No word on whether or not his charges involve gun possession or not. TMZ
That is one of the most honest, awesome arrest stories I’ve ever heard IN MY LIFE! Charles Barkley, you’re my hero.

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