MJ's Rider

Uncle Wacko’s rider for his peace out tour is a little weird…go figure. He wants:
-4 hair dryers
-24 hand towels
-10 clothing rails
-raspberry scented candles
-a nail brush
“Some bands demand never-ending supplies of exotic foods, designer booze and the most expensive luxuries that money can buy.
“Michael’s rider isn’t just modest by industry standards - it’s downright weird.
“Who needs four hair driers? Who needs 24 hand towels? And who’d bother to add a fifty-cent nail brush to the list?” Source
Look, his list may be weird but at least it’s not exhorbitant. He coulda asked for a whole lot more. Plus, now that I think of it, that list may be weird if one of us made it. But it’s really tame for a toddler tickling monkey owner who sleeps in an oxygen tank and dangles babies from balconies.

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