MJ Has to Beef Up Before Tour

Uncle Wacko has been told he needs to gain some weight before he starts his farewell tour.
An insider told The Mirror: "Docs are worried he won't have the strength to perform. He's been told to drink protein drinks called Metric to beef up." Source
He’s been frail for a few years now. It would be nice to see him looking a little healthier. Now if we could only get him to look a little blacker.

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