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Thursday, May 21, 2009

Wuchu In For? ‘09

1. Charles Barkley-DUI. Source
2. Antoine Walker-DUI. Source
3. Rocko-Assault. Source
4. Jason Caffey-Refusal to pay child support. Source
5. Bounty Killer-Traffic violations.
6. Chris Brown-Assualt with a deadly weapon.
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7. Jamal Anderson-Cocaine possession. Source
8. Jermaine Jakes (Bishop T.D. Jakes’ stepson)-Indecent Exposure Source
9. Marshawn Lynch-Weapons charges Source
10. Tony Rock-DUI Source
11. Luther Campbell (Uncle Luke)-Failure to pay child support. Source
12. Coolio-Possession of crack cocaine.
13. Bebe Winans-Domestic assault.
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14. Howard K. Stern-Conspiracy to furnish drugs. Source
15. Andre 3000-Speeding. Source
16. Donte Stallworth-DUI manslaughter. Source
17. Flesh-N-Bone-Gun possession. Source
18. Jim Jones-Outstanding warrant for an unpaid ticket.
19. Scott Storch-Grand theft auto.
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20. Antwon Tanner-fraud
21. Lil’ Boosie-assault.
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22. Jimmy Smith-multiple drug charges. Source
23. Crystal Taylor (Dirk Nowitzki’s GF)-Warrants and theft. Source
24. Joseph “Jojo” Simmons-Marijuanna possession. Source
25. Darius Miles (Memphis Grizzlies)-Possession of marijuana.. Source
26. Corey McIntyre (Buffalo Bills)-Exposing sexual organs.
More Details…

Corey McIntyre of the Buffalo Bills was picked up recently for a two month old offence. Apparently he knocked on the window of a woman’s home and began fondling himself. He’s been finally arrested and charged with the misdemeanor of exposing his sexual organs.
Brett Tessler, McIntyre’s agent, said, “Corey McIntyre is one of the highest character people around and the last guy who would do what he is being accused of,” Tessler said. “We look forward to proving that these embarrassing accusations are false and that Corey is guilty of absolutely nothing.” Source
When I first read this story I laughed…then I got scared, mostly of his picture. He looks like someone who eats uteruses for dinner. Can you imagine looking out your window and seeing this mofo yankin his chain in your bushes? Jesus take the wheel!

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1 Comments:

Anonymous Bishamon said...

Nah, see what had happened was...he was making her a balloon in the shape of a dog. Yeah...that's it. 3 a.m., couldn't sleep, figured she would appreciate this trick he learned from midget clowns he met back in...school.

Yeah. That's what happened.

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