Kelis is Ready to Drop Her Load

Kelis has recently compared being pregnant to "living in purgatory".She wrote on her Twitter.com page, "I feel like I have been pregnant forever... OK, yeah, the better part of a year! It's an eternity. "My rib cage is being attacked by my stomach which is annihilating my lungs. I want this little martian now! I can't wait - the suspense is crazy. I hate waiting. I have probly (sic) 6 to 8 weeks left! Longest time in my life! I need to have this baby pronto! I'm over this figure!" She added, "Good grief, a girl can only stand but so much Lycra in one lifetime. I have had enough… I want corsets and and tight jeans and platform stilettos and I want it now!" Source
Well she’s due in July. Let’s hope she can make it through these next few weeks without performing a c-section on herself.

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