MJ Wants Kiddies to Tour With Him

Uncle Wacko will reportedly be backed up by a children’s choir during his UK tour. He asked that there be equal numbers of black, white, mixed-race and Asian children ages 5 to 13. They must know sign language. He also wants 6 snare drummers of mixed ethnicity and no facial hair. Source
I was going to let this slide until I got to ‘no facial hair.’ This guy just can’t help himself.

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