Morgan Counter Sues Lady Friend in Car Crash Case

Remember a few months back when Morgan Freeman and his lady friend ended up with their car flipped in a ditch? Well, Demaris Meyer, the lady friend flied a lawsuit against Morgan citing pain and suffering, loss of wages, permanent disability, etc. She said he was drinking but no DUI charges were ever filed. Morgan subsequently filed a counter suit. He admits to driving her car and that it left the road and "sustained significant damages" but that his filing "shows (Meyer) is comparatively negligent." He doesn’t explain what he means by that.
Hmm, let’s analyze this for a minute. Morgan is driving along the road when something that Demaris is doing causes him to veer off said road and into a ditch. Now what could she have been doing? Think. Think. Think. Nope, nothings coming to me. Any ideas?
**Snicker, Snicker**

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