Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?

Everyone’s favorite fairy has been charged with false imprisonment. Boy George is alleged to have chained a 28-year-old Norwegian man named Auden Karlsen to the wall of his London home. I bet that's not all he did. He probably forced him to listen to his greatest hits album on full blast and then had a twirling contest with himself to see how long he could spin without falling down. The alleged victim is saying that he was summoned to BG’s home for a photo shoot. And by photo shoot I’m going to assume he means lots of hot sweaty butt sex. Especially since he met BG on Gaydar (NSFW).

If he’s found guilty he can end up in prison FOREVER! We all know what happened to Rick James when him and his boo tied up that girl and made her smoke crack. Yep! They put their butts right in the slammer. He’s such a slimy lil' queer, jail would probably be like paradise to him.