Michael Jordan Gets his Pockets Run...HAARRD!

Enjoy dem white girls while you can. Cus Juanita’s got the last Laugh. Juanita Jordan is going to get over $168 million dollars in her divorce settlement with Michael Jordan. This is the most expensive celebrity divorce ever. Juanita also gets the 7 acre Chicago estate and custody of the kids. MJ gets…well he gets a set of free checks from the bank…he’s going to need them.
Man o Man, that’s more than enough money to act real ignorant with. I couldn’t have that much money…I’d be walking around with chinchilla catsuits on and having my path sprinkled with diamonds. Die-uh-monds!