The Nut Finally Cracked

(picture via perezhilton.com)

Last night an angel lost it’s wings. Why? Cus that mofo was supposed to be on Britney Watch and his ass fell asleep on the job. Ok as most of you know (thanks to 24hr coverage of her every move) Britney was taken to the hospital in the wee hours of the morning today for psychological observation.
It all started around 8pm last night when police were called to Brit’s house because she wouldn’t turn the lil' chicken mcnuggets over to K-fed. It wasn’t until around 10:30 when ambulances, more police and a fire truck arrived that she finally let Kevin have the kids.
Three hours later she was taken from her home on a gurney because police believed she was under the influence of an unknown substance and wanted her to be held for observation at a hospital.

(CNN Report Part 1)

She was taken to Cedar Sinai hospital where she remains today.

(CNN Report Part 2)

Please note that Jesus has officially just pulled over, put the car in park, let go of the wheel, and walked away. This whole thing reminds me of this Lifetime based on a true story movie called In the Best Interest of the Children where Sarah Jessica Parker played a mentally disturbed woman raising five kids. She goes ape$hit crazy and her kids end up in the system, then Sally Struthers takes em in as fosters but they eventually end up being taken from Sally. In the final scene as the kids are being driven away from a tearful Sally Struthers the oldest girl is singing Take Me Home, Country Roads. It’s disturbing. It's heartbreaking. It's one of my favorite movies. Wait, what was I talking about?

Oh yea! Right so in a last ditch effort to summon the spirits to watch over our beloved fruit loop let's all join hands and bow our heads. If this doesn’t work then we’ll have to resort to other tactics namely Chinese water torture and shock therapy. (Lo closes her eyes and bows her head in prayer… ‘Dear God…if you’re up there….if you’re listening…if you’ve got a free moment….HEEEEEELP!!!!!!! With that said, God is great. God is good. Ahhhhhhhhh meeeeeeeeennn')