Britney Watch 2008

I've decided to only post pics of Brit the way she was for a while. My heart can't really take looking at her now.
1. Brit holds kids hostage.
2. Brit goes to the hospital for observation and drug testing.
3. Brit’s results are negative…ergo, she’s just plain crazy. Brit’s kids get taken away.
4. Brit gets out of the hospital, but not before getting paid a visit by Dr. Phil.
5. Brit spends her freedom driving aimlessly around town and hanging out with her paparazzi boyfriend/evil leach Adnan Ghalib.
6. Dr. Phil announces he’s going to do a 1 hour special with the Spears family that will serve as an intervention.
7. Dr. Phil cancels the aforementioned show out of concern for Britney…but it’s really because he’s being slammed by the psychiatric community and being shut down by Papa Spears.
8. Britney hits up Palm Springs for the weekend with Adnan.
9. Brit and Adnan play with the paps by walking into a convenience store and purchasing pregnancy a pregnancy test.
10. Brit reportedly takes out a restraining order against Adnan.
11. Brit’s mom goes car shopping with her and Sam Lufti…It doesn’t go well. People
12. Brit’s fam stages an intervention resulting her being put on a 72 hour psychiatric lock down at UCLA medical center.
13. Brit’s stay is extended to 14 days.
14. Brit’s house has been robbed.
15. Brit’s mom believes Sam Lufti has been drugging Britney and took out a restraining order on him.
16. Brit is released from the hospital against the wishes of her parents and the attending physician.
17. Brit teaches kids in dance class.
18. Brit has to wait a while longer to see her kids.
19. A new music vid is in the works for Brit.
20. Sam Lufti has been served a restraining order.Source
21. Brit's boyfriend Adnan may be cheating on her. Source
22. Brit gets to see her kids.
23. Brit’s acting normal.
24. Brit has a duet with Heidi Montag (The Hills).
25. Britney teaches another dance class.
26. Brit’s going to have to answer to daddy for a few more months. Source
27. Brit's kids are starting to show effects of all this craziness. Source
28. Brit’s got a stalker.
29. Brit Gets a Gig.

30. Brit in 2D!

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The promo video for Britney’s new single “Break the Ice” will be in cartoon form. The video is set in the future and cartoon Brit portrays a slim superhero. Source

31. Brit gets an allowance.
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A court ruling on Monday mandated that Britney Spears receive an allowance of $1,500 of her own money every week.
According to OK! Magazine: Despite her failure to show up to court, the commissioner did agree to grant Brit's father and co-conservator, Jamie Spears, the authority to issue his daughter a debit/credit card, permitting Britney to spend up to $1,500 of her own money per week — the idea being to enable the former pop star to "enjoy herself and have some freedom of choice," said attorney for the conservators, Geraldine Wyle of Luce-Forward. Source
Dang…that kinda sucks. I mean, I know why it’s being done but it really sucks balls to be given an allowance from your own damn money, especially when you’re worth $125 million dollars. That realization just sent me into a state of severe depression. (Lo weeps as she looks at her online bank statement then begins doing extensive research to find out how she too can get an allowance of $1,500 a week from Britney Spears.)